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@brandonwjones.bsky.social

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Brandon W. Jones. Novelist, short story and screenwriter. Descended from both circus freaks and Viking legends. Less interesting than my forebears. Round Earth conspiracist. No DMs

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Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 12h

As long as you're not putting that question at the inflection point of "should I floss?" Fate can be unkind to teeth.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 13h

What does it say that even the embodiment of evil won't take him?

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 3d

Pete Hegseth never watched Star Trek, and it shows.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 4d

Not me. As soon as I'm in the door everything comes off, down to the loincloth (I live in Hawaii). I can't stand having stuff in my pockets.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 5d

You have to be careful about the number of Xs at the end. Results vary.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 6d

Can you use this power over correlation and causation to undo the destruction of the East Wing please? And thank you in advance.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 7d

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 10d

It would have to be a limited series. 10 episodes. Some idiot might try to make it an ongoing thing, but they'd kill the soul of it.

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Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 10d

We could throw in a family feud as well. Maybe the two biggest name families of an area, over the course of generations, play out their dispute through repeatedly exchanging roles in that dichotomy. They fight each other using law/lawlessness as a proxy.

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Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 10d

How about an epic of a family that starts as a criminal gang, realizes the criminal dream of becoming their own police, in a generation go legit, fight real crime, and then devolve back to criminality? As a body it would explore criminals/police as an entwined, self-propelled reality over 150 years?

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Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 10d

TRUE FACT: Until I was about twelve I thought "The Star Spangled Banner" was a song about helping your buddy José get a better view of a fireworks show called the Donzerly Lights, and the patriotic message was one of respect and care.

As a country I think we should get back to that.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 17d

RFK Jr. will henceforth be known as Rumpled Foreskin.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 23d

Sheʻs a Florida billboard wrongful injury lawyer at best, so I almost donʻt fault her for being so stupid and corrupt. The one that I find most concerning is Marco Rubio, who definitely knows better.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 26d

I will never forgive them for making me learn the word "fungible".

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 27d

Also ʻfascistsʻ. Their inaction is a main ingredient in fascism.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · 28d

And yet people keep supporting him by frequenting his platform. There is literally no excuse to be made for not leaving it that isnʻt ego driven selfishness.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · Sep 26

I think you should replace Chuck Schumer.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · Sep 26

It boggles the mind the malignant Cheeto is anything but grateful to Comey. Without Comey's hand in 2016 he'd still be just a washed up reality TV barker.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · Sep 25

That is literally the funniest thing I've heard all day, and I'm in a regular back-and-forth screenwriting on a comedy . Funny, because true.

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Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · Sep 25

Murphy is fantastic. I'm actually a big fan of Mark Kelly. I think he has what it takes to speak across political differences. I'm so sick of the Dem establishment failing to rise to support the real leaders in their ranks.

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Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · Sep 25

Schatz is the real deal and knows how to meet the moment. So sad the Dem establishment is stuck in the "strongly worded letter" phase of last century's politics.

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Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · Sep 25

The Democratic establishment fails because they always, without fail, sideline their best, most passionate people. It was a weird strategy that worked in 1992 because the discussion then was between whole milk and 2%. We're not talking about milk anymore. Chuck (verb) Schumer—he's a wet sock.

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scha·den·freu·de 💀 @blisterpearl.bsky.social · Sep 23

Not sure what happened. We were supposed to be safe. #Rapture2025 #LeftBehind

A pile of clothes with an inclusion flag on one side and a lesbian flag on the other.

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Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · Sep 23

They won't do that, and they also won't back Mamdani, the DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY WINNER FOR MAYOR OF NEW YORK. It's almost like they ate literally ALL the lead paint in 1976, then ran for senate.

Hip Gnosis @brandonwjones.bsky.social · Sep 23

The release of the Epstein files.