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Brandon Ellrich
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I'm a gay man from the rural Midwest with two cats. Pathetic? Maybe, but I write about it so you can laugh with me (or at me). You can find me on Substack, mostly.
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Check out a Substack writer telling Appalachian tales.
#appalachian #substack #writers #writersofbluesky #appalachia
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Step into the forgotten world of Appalachian folk magic and delve into the hidden wisdom of my granny's grimoire, revealing ancient spells, mountain lore, and practical spirituality translated for mod...
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November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Are you looking forward to Thanksgiving dinner with family? Not all of us are.
#thanksgiving #humor #substackwriter #writersofbluesky #family
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Stop Eating Sour Grapes for Thanksgiving
Your family dinner doesn't have to leave a bad taste in your mouth
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November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Check out my 3-Veggie & Cheese Soup
#gaychef #foodanddrink #soup #veggiesoup #broccolisoup #recipes
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The Gay Chef--Vegging Out
S1:E16
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November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Here's a video of my conversation with @geraldsturgill.bsky.social and @henrikthewriter.bsky.social. We're from different areas talking about gay stuff.
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #gay #humor #substackwriters #writersofbluesky
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3 Gay Writers "Meet and Greet"
A recording from Brandon Ellrich's live video
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November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Today, November 19th, is World Toilet Day!
Don't let it get flushed away.
#worldtoiletday #humor #poem #funny #toilets #substackwriter #writersofbluesky

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An Ode to the Commode on World Toilet Day
This article is pretty much a container of crap
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November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Two gay guys discuss a smattering of various subjects.
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #writersofbluesky #substackwriter #podcast #grindr
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Unscripted Midnight Smack Live
A recording from Brandon Ellrich's live video
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November 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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We're in the middle of Transgender Awareness Week, and November 20th is TDoR for all those who have been murdered as a result of transphobia.
Why should we care? Because no one deserves to be bullied, killed, or erased.
#transgenderawareness #tdor #lgbtqia #lgbtq #trans
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Transgender Awareness Week and the TDoR
Become aware because they could be erased
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November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Here's my latest baking video where I bust my nuts.
#bakingvideos #baking #gaybaker #gaychef #substackwriter #writersofbluesky #bakersofbluesky #humor
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The Gay Baker Shows Off His Nuts
S1:E15
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November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Here's part of the poem from my latest post.
Check it out!
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#substackwriter #humor #satire #dirtylaundry #writersofbluesky
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Chopping it up with @brandonellrich.substack.com @thistleandmoss.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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World AIDS Day is approaching, and October was LGBTQ History Month.
AIDS may not be completely eradicated, but why haven't we celebrated the achievements made?
#aids #worldaidsday #aidsawareness #hiv #lgbtqia #lgbtq #writersofbluesky #substackwriter

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Why Haven’t We Celebrated the Downfall of AIDS?
I’m cautious about donning my party hat
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November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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My latest baking video, where I make Upside-Down Puff Pastry Apple Tarts
#baking #gaybaker #lgbtqia #cooking #gaychef #appledessert
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The Gay Baker--Upside-down Apple Tart
S1:E14
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November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Jonathan Bailey is the Sexiest Man Alive
#sexiestmanalive #lgbtqia #lgbtq #gayicon #people
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Time's Sexiest Man Alive is Gay and It's About Time!
Jonathan Bailey deserves the title, no matter what his sexual orientation
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November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Live for #Trauma & #Voices with Wendy, OnyxRose and @brandonellrich.substack.com
The Live Stream: Always Here
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November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Certain types of profiles exist on Grindr and other gay dating profiles.
Some of these relate very well to different kinds of candy.
#satire #lgbtqia #lgbtq #humor #grindr #substackwriter
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What If Halloween Candy Had Grindr Profiles?
Swipe right to get a sweet treat
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October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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It's almost Halloween. Are you ready for the candy beggars?
#halloween #trickortreat #satire #humor #substackwriter #writersofbluesky
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Your Greedy Little Brats Won't Get Free Candy from Me
No treats, but maybe a trick
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October 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I watched several films in celebration of LGBTQ History Month.

I recommend them for anyone, whether they're in the Queer Community or not.
#movies #queerfilms #lgbtqia #lgbtqhistorymonth #gaymovies #matthewshepard #harveymilk #moviereviews
Movies to Honor LGBTQ+ History Month
Queer films that hold historical significance
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October 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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If you want a connection to a Great Chef, and an even greater Gay guy (who is the best of Trans ally's that I have known), then let you introduce you all to Brandon Ellrich (who professes that he is literally SO GAY.)

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Brandon Ellrich: Gay Chef, Gay Icon, Trusted Friend
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October 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I created a Caramel Apple Cheesecake. Check it out!
#baking #recipes #gaybaker #cheesecake #lgbtqia #lgbtq #diyrecipes #substackwriter #cooking
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The Gay Baker--Caramel Apple Cheesecake
S1:E13
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October 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Check out today's post. I talk with two straight, feral (their word, not mine) women about unsolicited D pics, a$$ pics, and Grindr.
#substackwriter #humor #podcast #writersofbluesky #lgbtqia #lgbtq+
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Two Broads + a Gay Guy Walk Into a Podcast…
A recording from Brandon Ellrich and Dre Beltrami's live video
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October 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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In this episode, I chatted with Kenyon about conversion therapy, Pride, and sexuality.
#lgbtqia #lgbtq #sexuality #straightallies #ally #queercommunity #conversiontherapy
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Queer-Straight Talk with Kenyon & Brandon
A recording from Brandon Ellrich's live video
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October 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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October is LGBTQ History Month.
It's also the anniversary of the murder of Matthew Shepard, as well as the hate crime law passed due to the brutal attack.
#lgbtqia #lgbtq+ #matthewshepard #hatecrime #queericon #queer
An Important Queer Icon from Generation X
Mouse Without Tale
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October 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Have you ever been offered an inheritance by a stranger?
#humor #satire #funny #scam #internetscam #lgbtqia
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My Ship's About to Come in, and It's Definitely Not a Scam
I have a Sugar Momma
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October 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Ever made Papaya Avocado Salsa?
I hadn't until yesterday.
I also made a Fruity COCKtail.
#cooking #gaychef #cocktail #diy #how-to #substackwriter #substack #podcast
The Gay Chef--Papaya Avocado Salsa and a Fruity COCKtail
S1:E10
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October 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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This one's ridiculous.
Watch it.
#humor #writers #satire #funny #substackwriter #substack #writersroom
Brandon Goes Inside the Writer's Room
A recording from Brandon Ellrich and Peter William Murphy's live video
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October 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM