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Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 12h

[wolf whistles]

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 21h

I have never regretted buying the perfect coat, even when it meant a week of cheap tuna sandwiches for dinner.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, medical oncologist said she would "further educate herself" in re ERT after breast cancer. I have made an order from an absolutely legal and above board source, which will hopefully operate on the "bring an umbrella so it doesn't rain" principle.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 2d

...she /literally/ has one job, and is not doing it. Great.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely the the tack I took with him, because you can really see how _deliberate_ he is about it all.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 2d

If you said you went to handstands and gave no other detail about it at all.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 2d

Yan Yujin, busting ass trying to keep Jingrui out of trouble by the sheer power of determined jollity. Poor guy.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 2d

Aw, hell. Bodies, why.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 2d

I would be totally on board with this plan.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 4d

Meng da-ge: the golden retriever of NiF

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 4d

O_O Bon voyage?

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 5d

My soleus muscle cramped last night, and I have /yet/ to get that little fucker to release all the way. Embodiment was a mistake.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 5d

Oh no, it's better than that. He'd totally write Hawthorne as omega, who nevertheless was, like, the /spiritual/ top of their relationship due to the magnificence of his artsy scholarship, but who nevertheless succumbed to his omega instincts with Dignity and Grace and Beauty.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 5d

...what. the _actual_ fuck.

I don't expect them to know what the yellow pages were, but for god's sake.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 5d

[shrieking with laughter]

Oh god, Melville would have had a /field day/ with a/b/o.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 5d

Sweatshirts, especially, are almost impossible to find without polyester, these days. [sulks]

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 5d

Blessings upon Drew Schweinfurth, blessings upon their ungulate of choice. Finally, a solitaire app that does _nothing_ but play solitaire, no fancy modes, no competitions, and NO ADS to break your brain-free zone.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 5d

Isn't it horrible? And those aren't even less expensive!

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 6d

Oh god. No, no you weren't.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 6d

I was gonna say, yikes.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 6d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"I saved as PDF"

niqaeli torres, child of disaster @niq.aeli.net · 6d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

sunflower+avocado+coconut allergies

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 6d

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“We’re changing the scope”

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 7d

Necks are such absolute clusterfucks.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 8d

🎉🎉🎉

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 9d

Every doctor who says any variation on that should have wolverines shoved down their pants.

Branch @branchandroot.bsky.social · 10d

[cackling] Yeah, scans. I used to love sardines with mustard on saltines, but I can only imagine the lengths my two pushy little voids would go to to scarf those off my plate.