Qatar pays for the jet, we pay for the fuel.
May 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Qatar pays for the jet, we pay for the fuel.
My interests? Wolves (hot).
May 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My interests? Wolves (hot).
I've become the thing I fear most: A "call first, text later" person.
April 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I've become the thing I fear most: A "call first, text later" person.
Only on Bluesky would an American senator be “hot” and Ryan Gosling be “new”
April 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Only on Bluesky would an American senator be “hot” and Ryan Gosling be “new”
Nuh-uhhhh
To the loud sneezers and loud sneezers in your life: Yes, it is possible to sneeze more quietly.
Send this link to someone you know who needs to read this.
Send this link to someone you know who needs to read this.
Sneeze smarter, not louder: The science of a quieter sneeze
At a certain point, there’s no stopping a sneeze. But doctors say there are ways to turn down the volume of an “achoo.”
www.washingtonpost.com
March 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Nuh-uhhhh
Watched Frozen with my daughter for the first time today.
So it begins.
So it begins.
February 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Watched Frozen with my daughter for the first time today.
So it begins.
So it begins.
Parsnips are the ginger beer of carrots.
February 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Parsnips are the ginger beer of carrots.
Empathy and compassion are not leading indicators of efficiency, but rather morality and humanity. To stop programs that feed the hungry and home the vulnerable in the name of efficiency is not just a stain on our credibility, it's sinful and morally repugnant.
January 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Empathy and compassion are not leading indicators of efficiency, but rather morality and humanity. To stop programs that feed the hungry and home the vulnerable in the name of efficiency is not just a stain on our credibility, it's sinful and morally repugnant.
Just watched the first two episodes of ‘Somebody Somewhere’ and I can already tell I’m going to love this show.
January 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Just watched the first two episodes of ‘Somebody Somewhere’ and I can already tell I’m going to love this show.
A very Happy Honda Days to all who celebrate
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
A very Happy Honda Days to all who celebrate
Josh Allen did what now
December 2, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Josh Allen did what now
I love you more than HelloFresh loves slicing potatoes into 1/2 inch thick wedges.
December 2, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I love you more than HelloFresh loves slicing potatoes into 1/2 inch thick wedges.
Playing cards with boomers is 90% re-explaining the rules and 10% getting your ass handed to you.
November 30, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Playing cards with boomers is 90% re-explaining the rules and 10% getting your ass handed to you.
Flo-rida should change his name to Fluoride-a or something
November 23, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Flo-rida should change his name to Fluoride-a or something
Reposted by brady
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
Me on Day 1 as CEO of Tootsie Roll:
“Hey let’s make these things look less like cat turds.”
*Receives Nobel prize*
“Hey let’s make these things look less like cat turds.”
*Receives Nobel prize*
November 9, 2023 at 6:50 PM
Me on Day 1 as CEO of Tootsie Roll:
“Hey let’s make these things look less like cat turds.”
*Receives Nobel prize*
“Hey let’s make these things look less like cat turds.”
*Receives Nobel prize*
I’m still writing October on all my checks
November 2, 2023 at 3:13 AM
I’m still writing October on all my checks
Maybe this will be the social media site where I cuss
October 18, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Maybe this will be the social media site where I cuss