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Brad Reeder
@bradreeder.bsky.social
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Watcher of people. Savage commenter. Humor so dry, it could suck the humidity out of the air. Oh...and cats. Cats are pretty cool, too. No DMs for religion, investments, crypto, porn or donations.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 24m
Dat Azzz, Tho!
justinjest.bsky.social Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 5h
Good morning. I hope you have a good end to your week!
eastendjoe.bsky.social Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 2d
The fake news media doesn’t want you to see this. 👇
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Astropus @astropus.bsky.social · 4h
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 2h
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 12h
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 18h
When you hear a joke for the first time, but it seems so obvious, that you wonder why you never heard it, or thought of it before...

Q: What is the collective noun for a group of Karens?

A: A homeowners association.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 1d
Took me a second to realize this is not photoshopped.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 1d
Following last night's election results, I am not going to post (or even look at) anything political today.

Instead, I'm going to enjoy the win for a day.

Anyway, this one is for my old testing buddies. We used to ruin a LOT of devolopers days. www.youtube.com/shorts/VRXi7...
💻 Developer VS Tester ⚔️ Developers Memes | Testers Memes #coding #shorts #memes #programming
YouTube video by Mehdiskan
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
Ahhhh, yes. Our little four-wheeled-fuher needs to say something idiotic to make sure people don't forget he polishes the orange knob.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
Another plane fell out of the sky in KY.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the shutdown.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
Acutal quote from my mom on the same subject.
"But, then I'll only have a month to decorate!"
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
It's not that hard...
1) Look at ANY other country.
2) Copy/paste the free healthcare.
irhottakes.bsky.social Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 2d
I am genuinely too poorly informed to have an opinion on the best way to implement healthcare reform and shall not pretend otherwise.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 2d
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
Pssst. It's a movie poster with a shark photoshopped in.
Comon. I get the point, but don't use this one.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
Kinda thinking that's an A.I. boy
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
I laughed.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
I'd prefer one of his eyes roll back, smells burt toast, shits himself, blood rushes out his nose, begs for some help, but falls flat on his face, and twitches a while before painfully dying. All on national TV, so we can watch.

But, I'm not bitter.
leftylady.bsky.social leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 2d
Pretty please! 🙏🤞
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
Comon, Rachel.
It's the NY times. Of course there will be a paywall on the article.
Do better, girl.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
The screaming, drugs, lifestyle ect. Will all catch up to him, soon. He's already old enough to start having medical consequences.
I there for it.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
Well, they are rich...
We are hungry...
I guess the avatar gives it away.
leftylady.bsky.social leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 2d
An American president was ordered to feed Americans. He's fighting it. Let that sink in. Then ask yourself what are you going to do about it.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
At least it's just beetles. Here in Texas, I average around 5-10 scorpion stings a year, and find one at least once a week. Good thing my 3 cats are at around a 90% kill rate. I love them so much.
piperformissouri.bsky.social Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 2d
I live in farm country and I am currently vacuuming beetles off my kitchen ceiling.

This is what I think about when someone says they want to move to the country and buy an old farmhouse…
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
Rot in Hell, bastard.
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 2d
It was my understanding that the House being back in session would only call a vote, THEN the Senate votes, THEN the president has a chance to veto.

The shutdown will not release the files, just show everyone voting against releasing the files.

Am I wrong?
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Brad Reeder @bradreeder.bsky.social · 4d
Good news is the Trump wax figure is gone.

Bad news, is Mom is not allowed in Madame Tussaud's anymore, and may need bail money.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 4d
😀 I never knew why Disney songs were playing at rallies!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWrV...
Grey Rocking: Your Superpower against Narcissists and Fascists: A Compilation
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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