While I was driving halfway across town to pickup a free entree from a restaurant I rarely dine at, someone was using my credit card to buy $65 worth of food from DoorDash. Pretty easy to prove that wasn't me.

It's Nobel Peace Prize Week. Can't wait for the sturm und drang.

TIL that the BBC had a show named "The Black & White Minstrel Show." Yes, it featured white people in blackface and ran until 1978.

American Pope. I guess that's one more sign of the Apocalypse.

2 years of high school Latin means I understand "Habemus Papam."

Most common Google search out of the White House this morning: "how to blackmail a cardinal?"

I googled a list of the Popes of the 20th Century. It left off John-Paul I, confirming that he is indeed the William Henry Harrison of the Papal world.

I get the feeling this isn't gonna be the slam dunk Elon University thought it would be.

Jon Stewart made a Concacaf joke tonight. Soccer has arrived in the USA.