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Sergei Boobtitsky

Sergei Boobtitsky

@borsenoj.bsky.social

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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · 3d

Congratulations on your recent electoral victory in the Argentinian elections

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · Oct 3

In honour of the late Patricia Routledge, this thing we made.

Left: A news headline saying BOY GETS FINGER STUCK IN BUCKET.
Right: Hyacinth Bucket rolling her eyes.

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Sep 24

I'm pretty sure that was what was haunting your house James.

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Aug 4

Pray tell, will the plot involve an algorithm suggesting places to stay in Swanage?

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Jul 20

I'm filled with an existential dread about the film. Surely it can't be fucked up a third time...?

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Jul 10

I'm in Somerset and saw a Sandtrout in the river back along. Something's up.

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Jul 4

[Andor mode]"riding the what? We just don't know! The tension mounts!"[/Andor mode]

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Jun 2

You'll run out of two-letter words eventually.

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · May 28

This is some sort of replacement behaviour for the whole "Swanage Incidents", isn't it?

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · May 22

And now I can't stop thinking about the phrase "this FULLY OPERATIONAL Dump Star!"

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · May 22

"I find your lack of containment...disturbing"

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · May 22

I'm at home re-watching Andor at the moment and wondering what Episode Four would have been like if it involved Sorbitol.

I imagine the Death Star would still have exploded but not because of a planned flaw involving reactors and torpedoes but rather a containment issue

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · May 22

I've never seen Avatar or eaten Werther's or had a sugar free gummy bear.

I feel blessed.

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · May 22

Sure the best words ever written:

www.amazon.com/review/RZFIY...

Check out this Amazon review of HARIBO Goldbears, Gummi Candy, 5 lb Bag, Assorted Flavors

Hell Holds No Surprises For Me Anymore...

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · May 20

Andor's quite the thing, isn't it?

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · May 8

@paul-o.bsky.social

www.bridgwatermercury.co.uk/news/2514667...

It's happening again...

www.bridgwatermercury.co.uk

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Apr 28

"I was wonking at you!"

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Apr 28

I mean, savoury rice pudding using gravy isn't the worst idea ever...#worstideaever

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Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Feb 9

That's Wildlife Photographer of the Year in the bag then.

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Apr 28

This is about Grindr, isn't it.

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Apr 22

I'm so weak willed, dammit.#pope #job

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Apr 22

Just to clear up any ambiguity, I will not be accepting the Pope job. #pope #job

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Apr 21

RIP Pope. Ure in heaven with Princes Di & the Angles now

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Mar 26

Pretty much my morning routine, tbh.

Sergei Boobtitsky @borsenoj.bsky.social · Feb 19

This made me wonder about the Pet Shop Bastards and now pop music is ruined forever. Sorry Neil & Chris.