Hound
@borkborkborkbork.bsky.social
Cú, 🏳️⚧️, he/him, 33
just here barking
just here barking
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this would fix me
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this would fix me
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and a happy neopets advent calendar to all who celebrate
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
and a happy neopets advent calendar to all who celebrate
SpongeBob x Burger King collab just got announced
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
SpongeBob x Burger King collab just got announced
Suffering is the only truly universal language
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Suffering is the only truly universal language
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Do you think when a worm is writhing away on a burning hot surface waiting to die they wish for a bird to come and swoop them up in their mouth just to feel the cool moisture of their tongue for a moment
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Do you think when a worm is writhing away on a burning hot surface waiting to die they wish for a bird to come and swoop them up in their mouth just to feel the cool moisture of their tongue for a moment
Another driving dream—I turned automatic driving off while on a highway. Actually turned out fine. Rest of the dream was just driving and going places. Love that for me.
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Another driving dream—I turned automatic driving off while on a highway. Actually turned out fine. Rest of the dream was just driving and going places. Love that for me.
@beri.bsky.social with crash brandycoot
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@beri.bsky.social with crash brandycoot
One day I woke up and all the pores in my body were slightly larger
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
One day I woke up and all the pores in my body were slightly larger
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"I don't want to think about the inside of a dick while I'm watching a video about Creamy Mami"
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"I don't want to think about the inside of a dick while I'm watching a video about Creamy Mami"
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you will not take my heart alive
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
you will not take my heart alive
Aww... my small sister.... so tiny.... miniscule... microscopic..... thumbelina......
@beri.bsky.social
@beri.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Aww... my small sister.... so tiny.... miniscule... microscopic..... thumbelina......
@beri.bsky.social
@beri.bsky.social
I have caffeine
They don't even know how good I'm being by not screaming at everyone to shut up because im so overstimulated
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have caffeine
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They don't even know how good I'm being by not screaming at everyone to shut up because im so overstimulated
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They don't even know how good I'm being by not screaming at everyone to shut up because im so overstimulated
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I will not go to your venue with its generated drink menus.
I will not waste my time writing with you and pretend you aren't some middleman for a machine using your electronic mouth like a fucking cock-sleeve to perpetuate the decline of creativity and thought.
Get out of my sandbox.
I will not waste my time writing with you and pretend you aren't some middleman for a machine using your electronic mouth like a fucking cock-sleeve to perpetuate the decline of creativity and thought.
Get out of my sandbox.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I will not go to your venue with its generated drink menus.
I will not waste my time writing with you and pretend you aren't some middleman for a machine using your electronic mouth like a fucking cock-sleeve to perpetuate the decline of creativity and thought.
Get out of my sandbox.
I will not waste my time writing with you and pretend you aren't some middleman for a machine using your electronic mouth like a fucking cock-sleeve to perpetuate the decline of creativity and thought.
Get out of my sandbox.
They don't even know how good I'm being by not screaming at everyone to shut up because im so overstimulated
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They don't even know how good I'm being by not screaming at everyone to shut up because im so overstimulated
Last night was a movie (kafkaesque)
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Last night was a movie (kafkaesque)
Found a dumb old comic, im gonna post it here
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Found a dumb old comic, im gonna post it here
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Can’t even be a cis girl anymore. Because of bloke
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Can’t even be a cis girl anymore. Because of bloke
The grass that grew from the train tracks or whatever Tupac said
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The grass that grew from the train tracks or whatever Tupac said
Put a muff into a rat, call that a merkin
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Put a muff into a rat, call that a merkin