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Alistair Gordon
@borderbloke.bsky.social
Old fella bumbling about the Shropshire/Wales border.
"This vehicle is reversing....This vehicle is reversing..."
Oops. Someone realising they said something rather unpopular is now desperately trying to change what they actually said
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Jaffa....not mine, but I get to look after him when his owners go on holiday..
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sake.....bring them home...
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
There's a gym from a town in Lincolnshire....can'f believe they haven't called themselves Sleaford Bods....
Friday night out....
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Friday night out....
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Satisfactory...
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Game over...
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Thought I was watching BBC1 ....Match of the Day but I appear to have tuned into LFCTV +
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Les coups de pattes de rageux du chat après le forfait me scient 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Very much looking forward to hearing about @captainflack.bsky.social 's first day as Englands opening batters coach....
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Archie Macpherson on BBC Breakfast there...
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"And they'll really shake them up..."
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I've Scottish ancestry you know....

Absolute generations back like....
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tremendous....

The ref had money on 4-2
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ha,ha,ha
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Calderstones Park this afternoon, Autumn in full flow
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
What can they put a vudeo out about tomorrow now the grounds built?

#boooooo
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Totally predictable, but hows that not gone to VAR?
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Currently on Allerton Road , straighteners available
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Gone full Portuguese
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Best seat on the bus into Oxford
October 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Got to be honest...the empty nest syndrome of the boys 3rd week at uni has hit tonight...
#drinkingalone
October 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM