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capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 1d

they keep hitting foul balls...at this point i'm more interested in the number of baseballs consumed during this game than who wins or loses.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 1d

18th inning...basically a free doubleheader?

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 1d

Ruff Ryders Anthem isn't quite the same on a stadium organ after 17 innings.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 1d

[beastie voice]
no sleep til
(oh wait, they're not the brooklyn dodgers anymore...)

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 2d

personal theory about this: things haven't been the same since the extra week of games was added and teams have been secretly experimenting with "load management" and "platooning" at various positions and most team's rhythm on gameday has suffered as a result.

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 3d

no good football was played today

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 3d

Dalton is dalting.

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capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 4d

The only Jonas I need are cojones.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 4d

dogs are a lot of things but they're not very jazzy.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 4d

chores are their own workout!

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 4d

Depends on the ham. Does it have real smokehouse flavor or is it just pink lunchmeat?

But breakfast sausages are almost always bad... just little tubes of greasy indigestion.

Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 4d

Now that I am older and more mature I can finally admit this: ham is a better breakfast burrito meat than bacon or sausage.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 6d

In order to know where you're going, it's important to know where you Wentz.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 6d

All the xenophobic, ICE-toadying behavior by Home Depot lately; we should start calling them Home Deport.

(And stop shopping there, obvs)

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 7d

On my list...but working on OG CSI first.

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capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 7d

If the city is named Frankfurt, I think these can get a pass.

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capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 7d

Backstory: she got dressed today to work in the medical department of a retrofuture episode of a yet-to-be-named Star Trek spinoff but ended up on the floor where they were shooting the Figs catalog instead.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 7d

Whatever I did to piss off the bones in my left ankle, I am well and truly sorry and I hope this peace offering of Tylenol will help us walk without limping tomorrow.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 8d

Imagine sitting next to him at a bar, having beverages, and just letting him tell stories about the old days...what a way to spend an afternoon.

capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 8d

Sutherland is in his power stance...LOL!

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capital b @boomerdavis.bsky.social · 8d

My inner little leaguer is happy tonight. If it's another 32 years wait for the next one, who knows if I'll be here to see it!