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BonkFronkCassin

@bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social

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I hit people with padded sticks and occasionally make things for fun. I also make things for money but that won't appear here.

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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 36m

Because the rich dickheads who have been playing both sides decided to drop the pretense and go all-in. But hey, it's gotta be the end of his career as a Democrat, which is nice.

BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 5h

My best sense of the vibe is that unless they fire a shitload of generals in the next week or two, martial law ain't happening.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not giving up that easily.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 17h

Go away, diseased creature!

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cassie "save our beautiful foreskins" angelpussy 😇 @sandy.meangirls.online · 21h

the lion does not concern itself with its “blood alcohol level”

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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 18h

They've ended the $100k-only scheme. You can get a CT at a price point that's not objectively insane for what it is now. Still a provably worse deal than any of the other electric trucks, but you can get one that's similar in lifetime cost of ownership to an F-150 now.

BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 1d

You can get a taste of this by becoming mediocre at almost any form of armed combat. I recommend the spear as a quick path toward "I could end that guy in one motion" that also keeps it pretty hypothetical because spears are huge and hard to carry.

BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 1d

DILDOCRACY NOW

BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 2d

>Hopes for the collapse of Project 2025 rise
>Executive function immediately improves

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tweety @bluskypolitics.bsky.social · 2d

📌 He believes habeas corpus
is a Bad Bunny song 🤭🤣🐥

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Carl Ott, Author @bubba687.bsky.social · 3d

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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 2d

I believe he might also quickly lose his position as Speaker of the house if he swears in Adelita Grijalva.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 3d

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“Suspending who?”

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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 2d

This could be straight out of WoW if Warcraft drew its armor a little less stupid. Nice piece.

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cassie "save our beautiful foreskins" angelpussy 😇 @sandy.meangirls.online · 3d

sucking u so hard it brings back ur foreskin

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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 2d

Mike Johnson is, at this time, an existential threat to our democracy.

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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 3d

He will trouble us no longer.

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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 3d

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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 4d

Decent chance we can make it fuck off down here though. If the assholes make it, it'll be by the skin of their teeth. They're not doing great.

BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 4d

It's a little over my head, but I've seen some chatter that Ukraine doesn't possess any platforms that can actually launch a Tomahawk, so that might be the strategy here. Bullets without a gun, all show.

BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 4d

According to the free market ideology, the correct price for life-saving medicine or procedures is slightly below the point where you'd rather just die instead.

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BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 4d

Us uncool guys will get ya like that

BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 4d

I caught a rumor that Curtis Yarvin is considering leaving the country. Big if true.

BonkFronkCassin @bonkfronkcassin.bsky.social · 4d

MCC men's room graffiti continues. Penis is no longer in the lead, sadly.

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This Will Hold @thiswillhold.bsky.social · 6d

Minnesota Hand Count Uncovers 6-8% Shift in Election Results
District 8 counted their ballots by hand, and the down-ballot anomalies disappeared. Again, math doesn't lie. People do.

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Minnesota Hand Count Uncovers 6–8% Shift in Election Results

Precinct 8 counted their ballots by hand, and the down-ballot anomalies disappeared. Again, math doesn’t lie. People do.

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