Boater Witch Poppy
@boaterwitch.bsky.social
Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio
Home of the post-op cumstack experiment
she/her, 29, professional cellist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind
MDNI
🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
Home of the post-op cumstack experiment
she/her, 29, professional cellist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind
MDNI
🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark
Pinned
What happens when a *POST-OP* trans woman takes the cumstack is the experiment, this is why peer review is so useful
Friends, I am embarking on an experiment: the experiment is "What happens when a trans woman takes the cumstack?"
If anyone other post-vaginoplasty folks fancy doing this and recording their results it sure would be cool to have a sample size of >1, DM me if you do, I'll figure out a way to standardise our data
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you were the literal prime minister!!!!! are you not embarrassed!!!!!
god truss is going to get into some esoteric right wing shit, isn't she
also why are you talking in third person
also why are you talking in third person
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
you were the literal prime minister!!!!! are you not embarrassed!!!!!
"Interior design", "Exterior design" fuck that, give me Uterior design, show me a house built as a domino laid to topple the King
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
"Interior design", "Exterior design" fuck that, give me Uterior design, show me a house built as a domino laid to topple the King
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Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.
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"We got 10 bucks from "DirtyGermanCowboy77" with the message; I hope Shamus will get the Scrungler in below testing time, greetings from germany!"
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"We got 10 bucks from "DirtyGermanCowboy77" with the message; I hope Shamus will get the Scrungler in below testing time, greetings from germany!"
When she says "I'm about to cum" but she means it like when the speedrunner at GDQ says "okay guys, quiet from the audience, I gotta focus up for this one"
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
When she says "I'm about to cum" but she means it like when the speedrunner at GDQ says "okay guys, quiet from the audience, I gotta focus up for this one"
Girl who takes grey market ivermectin not bc she's a covid conspiracist but bc she's really into puppy play and wants deworming
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Girl who takes grey market ivermectin not bc she's a covid conspiracist but bc she's really into puppy play and wants deworming
For a guy with a shockingly small majority in his constituency he sure is determined to be deeply unpopular
Considering Streeting's well stated belief autism, ADHD etc, along with mental health issues, are "overdiagnosed", I won't hold my breath for this doing anything other than being used to cut support, along with opportunities for diagnosis, for people who need it. #r4today
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnosis
The health secretary said the aim was to tackle a rising demand for services and the increased pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
For a guy with a shockingly small majority in his constituency he sure is determined to be deeply unpopular
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Reaching enlightenment through destruction of the self (by listening to bimbo hypno tapes til there's nothing left)
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reaching enlightenment through destruction of the self (by listening to bimbo hypno tapes til there's nothing left)
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Gift ideas for polyamorous people:
- harness or rope (for sex or rock climbing)
- a book about relationship psychology
- a diary for their schedule
- a medieval outfit for their next renfaire/sex party
- a bag for overnight dates
- D&D dice
- anything with an infinity heart on it
- harness or rope (for sex or rock climbing)
- a book about relationship psychology
- a diary for their schedule
- a medieval outfit for their next renfaire/sex party
- a bag for overnight dates
- D&D dice
- anything with an infinity heart on it
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Gift ideas for polyamorous people:
- harness or rope (for sex or rock climbing)
- a book about relationship psychology
- a diary for their schedule
- a medieval outfit for their next renfaire/sex party
- a bag for overnight dates
- D&D dice
- anything with an infinity heart on it
- harness or rope (for sex or rock climbing)
- a book about relationship psychology
- a diary for their schedule
- a medieval outfit for their next renfaire/sex party
- a bag for overnight dates
- D&D dice
- anything with an infinity heart on it
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Since coming back to Python coding they have added type labels and I hate them, I feel like they make code harder to read - I understand and like the function of them but I dislike the implementation so much ahhhhhhh
December 2, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Since coming back to Python coding they have added type labels and I hate them, I feel like they make code harder to read - I understand and like the function of them but I dislike the implementation so much ahhhhhhh
Omg in all the SteamMachine hype, I missed that Steam has developed an x86 translation layer for ARM, this is so fucking huge
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Omg in all the SteamMachine hype, I missed that Steam has developed an x86 translation layer for ARM, this is so fucking huge
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You either die a Twink or live long enough to see yourself become a Milf
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You either die a Twink or live long enough to see yourself become a Milf
Scrolling bluesky kinda does make me understand the lovecraft protagonists who go insane bc they can't let go of their curiosity
December 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Scrolling bluesky kinda does make me understand the lovecraft protagonists who go insane bc they can't let go of their curiosity
louvre guard: what the fuck
me: look, if y'all didn't want me to stick my dick in it you should've been more specific than "you should get into sculpture"
me: look, if y'all didn't want me to stick my dick in it you should've been more specific than "you should get into sculpture"
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
louvre guard: what the fuck
me: look, if y'all didn't want me to stick my dick in it you should've been more specific than "you should get into sculpture"
me: look, if y'all didn't want me to stick my dick in it you should've been more specific than "you should get into sculpture"
*watching someone ragequit over league of legends* I'm sorry for your loss 😔
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
*watching someone ragequit over league of legends* I'm sorry for your loss 😔
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November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick, I need girl dick. Thank you for your time.
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
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if you’re going to take a staunch anti-crypto stance you have to propose a practical alternative for me buying my hormones with it btw
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
if you’re going to take a staunch anti-crypto stance you have to propose a practical alternative for me buying my hormones with it btw
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case in point: a lot of folks who are (again, rightly!) upset about visa and mastercard policies are often the same folks who will spit at people who are interested in cryptocurrency.
what if instead of being anti-tech to a degree that isn’t winnable, those who have (sometimes very legitimate) concerns instead chose to empower themselves through technology instead of resisting it? could this be anything?
i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
case in point: a lot of folks who are (again, rightly!) upset about visa and mastercard policies are often the same folks who will spit at people who are interested in cryptocurrency.
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ordered the TOUGH DINNER. waiter brought out a cold can of beans, no can opener. struggled with it for a minute and could see my date holding back laughter so i mumbled something about having sweaty palms and went to the bathroom to compose myself. came out five minutes later and she was gone.
sat down at a restaurant and the only options on the menu are "DINNER" and "TOUGH DINNER." not sure what to order. trying to impress my date. thoughts?
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ordered the TOUGH DINNER. waiter brought out a cold can of beans, no can opener. struggled with it for a minute and could see my date holding back laughter so i mumbled something about having sweaty palms and went to the bathroom to compose myself. came out five minutes later and she was gone.
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you're hanging out with pinocchio. after a while he checks his watch and goes "oh shit i gotta go, i got a hot date with YOUR MOM tonight." nose does NOT grow. how do you react?
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
you're hanging out with pinocchio. after a while he checks his watch and goes "oh shit i gotta go, i got a hot date with YOUR MOM tonight." nose does NOT grow. how do you react?
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“corruption” is just “self-actualization” wearing black lipstick.
October 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“corruption” is just “self-actualization” wearing black lipstick.
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Hi all! I am working on making a document on the basics of kink communication. Consent, Negotiation, and Aftercare being the focus.
I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
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November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hi all! I am working on making a document on the basics of kink communication. Consent, Negotiation, and Aftercare being the focus.
I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
Please repost for visibility
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I am after input on the kinds of things you might want to see in a document like this as well as any materials that might help!
Please repost for visibility
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