It seems you can't use certain words or your video will get shadow-banned, so many people are describing Epstein's clients as "PDF Files". Song parody to the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean. · Music from the cover by The Houghton Weavers https://youtu.be/EA99w68VUBE === Lyrics === A long, long time ago Due in mid-December Now the DOJ released some Epstein files And I knew then I had to go And post a viral video Exposing all their evil and their wiles But then I saw my viewer tallies No analytic peaks, but valleys The algorithm botching It seemed no one was watching The word I used could not be said Or shadow bans would drop me dead I need a word to use instead To call them “pedophiles”… So I said, “That guy is a PDF file” Not Adobe, but we know he did some things that are vile They took a plane, flew it to Epstein Isle Saying “We’re all rich so we will get by” DOJ will turn a blind eye Another thing that can’t be said You can’t say you wish someone was dead Even if it’s really true So instead use a bit of semantic stealth And ponder on the status of their health Then contemplate the way that years accrue And if you have the wherewithal To celebrate cholesterol They’ll tell you go to hell Man, look at his ankles swell! So with this advice and a little luck And a big thesaurus if you get stuck You can find a way to say “Go get fucked!” And still call them “pedophiles”… So keep on callin’ out: “That guy is a PDF file” Not Adobe, but we know he did some things that are vile” They took a plane, flew it to Epstein Isle Saying “We’re all rich so we will get by” DOJ will turn a blind eye