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Black Jacq

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He/they. Just a weird little theropod writing gay shit. 🔞 AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Annabeelee

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Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 8h

The way the majority of fandoms see a smaller man and immediately decide he has a cunt and is also strictly a bottom will never not grate on my nerves.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 13h

The only reason Jayce should have a monster dong is if it's hanging useless between his legs while Viktor rails him into the mattress.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 1d

There's a secondary side effect to this which is: I get to see a bunch of cool sfw fanart. So I ain't mad if I go spelunking down a rabbit hole that leads to nothing cause it's decorated in neat ideas I haven't seen before.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 1d

Back on my smutty fanart hunt, this time through various tumblr blogs. Now it's a challenge. One of these motherfuckers has to have a backlog of nasty cropped art from Twitter.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 2d

but he says it in the most deadpan manner cause its commune Viktor that it doesn't even register on the scale of something frankly weird to call a half-starved, bearded Jayce until you're trying to fall asleep later and you go 'now wait a minute...'

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 2d

Got his first hot springs scene and goddamn. I'm glad they kept him away from the crossroads for so long cause I would toss out the other three for him so fast-

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 2d

Moros? Boringly polite. Nemesis? Like her, big woman, but very stilted dynamic with Melinoe. Eris? The more I learn, the more and more I like her and Mel's weird thing.

But Icarus? Oh, he Yearns. He Pines. Its mutual. I'm rooting for him so hard. I love this cute, flying, subby ghost inventor man.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 3d

idk why there's a trend of making Viktor a naga/lamia/snake-monster but uuuuhhhh it's getting an A+ from me. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 3d

Supergiant I NEED you to stop putting shitty blondes who are not nice to me in your games. This feels like a callout at this point.

Anyways, I wonder if getting his back blown out would make Heracles chill out a bit.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 4d

THEY WONT. They won't let my guy be the pursuit predator he is. Literally hunts Jayce's ass down in canon like four times, wipes the floor with him twice, and people are like 'he's so uwu doe coded next to his big strong wolf man uwu'.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 4d

Post on tumblr likening jayvik to one of those 'underrated couple tropes' about a herding dog protecting the lamb from the wolf with the hexcore being the wolf, which actually makes less sense now that I think about it given Jayce slams dunks that shit into Viktor's chest in canon lmao

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 4d

'Jayce is a guard dog and Viktor is a lamb-' stop declawing viktor. jayce doesn't protect his ass from anything. Jayce is a working dog whos being used for shows much to his detriment and Viktor is a similar working dog who gets sick, goes feral after jayce makes it worse, and starts biting people.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 4d

*sees a post likening Viktor to a lamb in need of protection* I'm going to start eating people.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 4d

What do they get if they win? What are the goals they're trying to reach? Does Hermes realize his shrines aren't as far reaching as Charon's shop? Is it rigged from the start?

Is this all just elaborate foreplay for the Underworld's hottest odd couple?? I will be continuing my investigation.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 4d

Oh okay so Charon and Hermes are competing to see who can get the most chronos-stamped gold through sales.

I'm normal about this.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 4d

Chili always gets a good grade at Vet because she's an extremely tolerant little weirdo who just wants treats and to be told how cute she is.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 4d

Ears: deployed

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 5d

Like she could spend an hour explaining why they're being secret about it and the complications of an Olympian with... whatever ancient thing Charon is and how they gotta keep that on the DL...

Or she could distract the child and Mel spends forever knowing somethings up but never questioning it.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 5d

Child Melinoe walking up to Hecate like 'I walked over by the bath and when I got there, i saw Hermes and Charon kissing' and hecate taking a minute to calculate exactly how much effort she wants to put into explaining...anything and going 'how about we do some more practice rounds at the cauldron'

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 5d

People who invest in weirdo businesses and do wires from their personal accounts then get mad at me when my work's fraud team has questions as to the nature of the wires to these weirdo businesses: do not interact. I don't want to talk to you.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 5d

Mel's so fucking smug about it!!! Did she stumble upon Charon and Hermes smoochin when she was a kid and has just been kind of holding this back for a few decades or what?

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 8d

Are there really people in the Hades fandom who don't ship Charon/Hermes? How are there actual human beings with eyeballs and ears who played through these games, saw how weird and cutesy they are about each other and their secret relationship/business and went 'yeah they seem like Best Pals :)'?

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 10d

Melinoe: you should fight the cyclops some time. It would really help me out

Heracles: he's not my type.

Me: WHO'S YOUR TYPE HERACLES. WHO. TELL ME. IS IT THE BIG FIRE FUCK WITH THE EAGLE OR PERHAPS A BOATMAN YOU FOUGHT TO GET INTO THE UNDERWORLD???

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 12d

Back in the early 00's this was so easy. Fandoms had entire sites dedicated to that specific fandom and if they were too small, then they at least had a dedicated livejournal or forum that you could easily seach. Tumblrs heyday filled this void later but... we can't have anything good anymore.

Black Jacq @blackjacq13.bsky.social · 12d

General fandom doesn't have an image hosting site that makes looking for fanart easy. AO3 is underutilized for art and there isn't a furaffinity or e621 or a fucking booru that people post fanart to for various fandoms that's easily searchable. So you gotta hunt for nsfw shit that's 2+ years old