Ring Ring Ha Ha She/They
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Ring Ring Ha Ha She/They
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I didn't suck a dick until I was 28. I've made up for lost time. Drink anonymous cum and transform into the hottest bitch you possibly can. Be selfish. Use a boy's mouth for over an hour. He wants it. Cum in him so hard that he trembles. He wants it. It's amazing. Life is so much better this way
And the music has swelled as big as it can get and every word of the speech is hitting you in the chest, THAT’s when the horns come in. And you’ve never heard anything so loud that’s just as true.

And the last lie that leaves your heart is that you thought there weren’t pyrotechnics. There are.
And
You can do anything once you give yourself permission. You're not different from other people. You're just as worthless and pathetic and deserving of pain as any other slut. Don't close yourself off from the things you want. Be the slut you know you wish you could be. It's never too late.
So now we’ve got drums and strings playing under the inspirational speech (did they forget the horns?), you start to notice a change in the crowd. Little nods turn into big ones, people are throwing arms in the air and around each other. A change is happening.
I've bred so many cute trans boys I can't even keep track. I love my life. I love being an evil, corrupting sex pervert. I love stretching needy holes and I love sobbing while I'm getting fucked without lube and I love redirecting my religious devotion towards being a dedicated, loving, empty whore
And then the drums build so you just start to notice it’s not just the little ones, they brought the big drums. They brought ALL the drums. And THAT’S when the strings come in.
I went from "I pray for the strength to stop jerking off" to "I've taken a fist in my ass while a man 15 years older than me pounds my throat." I threw up on a dirtbag's balls while he held me down then ate his ass in the backseat of his truck. I've become the faggot fucktoy I always secretly wanted
You know in movies when they have inspirational speeches and a drumbeat just slowly starts in the background?

…you hear it too, right?
I went from being a self-loathing, repressed, fanatical boy to being a hot woman that gets fucked raw literally whenever I want to by the hottest sluts in the world. What an amazing thing. I love being a slut and I love not feeling bad about it. I couldn't tell you how many holes I've cum in by now
I am aware that “what’s that sicko the joker gonna do this time” is the silliest thing possible thing to think, and yet!
Oh whoops, what do I do to clear this? Kick some dirt somewhere?
Cannot believe that thanks to good writing and illustration I am once again Worried About Batman
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“THEY FOLLOW” is a pretty good sequel title but not as good as “BRING HERB ACK”
Are yall just smoking the whole pack of baseball so you can finally get past the appeal?
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Ok so I have a proposal for how to fix the problem in baseball
Just kida reading the room it feels like there’s more baseball than when there’s baseball?
What a dumb assertion by them, my Judaism is rooted in wandering and not having idols.
Oh you’re pro keeping any of them alive? Great idea, tell Israel.
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Noo let's git stairted by giein' ye a bawherr bit o' a scenario o' whit mah lee is a' aboot. Foremaist aff, a'm thirty-five year auld; a'm thrice divorced; 'n' ah bide in a van doon by th' water!
Zionism’s like “we deserve a homeland, but most importantly those people don’t”
Well I love that this turned into a wide ranging convo but I am also still looking for anyone who draws trans women lovingly
In the world of this tweet, Herb Ack is the American alias of the Russian who put that videotape on the dark web.
“THEY FOLLOW” is a pretty good sequel title but not as good as “BRING HERB ACK”
“THEY FOLLOW” is a pretty good sequel title but not as good as “BRING HERB ACK”
Lozenge, edible, and cookie dough bite in my mouth all at once, call that a Burbank Freebase