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im 26. legally, everything I say is joke (except when it’s not) (*MDNI*)
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the people who correlate tattoos & piercings with work professionalism & productivity are slowly dying !!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
don’t forget to tell the kids at holidays that punching nazis is the morally correct path✨
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
still sick but alive!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I swear I could write an entire doctoral thesis on men’s rejection of that “ick” trend I think about this constantly.,. Like it truly is exemplary of the current climate in the heteroromantic sphere of things
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Someone please leak the entirety of the Epstein Files so the world can move on from this stupidity and throw the criminals in prison to rot.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Fund the arts because they are a source of joy and human happiness and thought. Not just because a scientist may get an idea off a line in a play. (Though that's great too.)
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
who tf got me sick at thanksgiving😭😭 nobody even came to any of ours sick! I’m so confused but almost certainly have the flu rn 🙃
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
i love women
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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The biggest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing white people all racism must be intentional—when, in reality, most of it is not.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If I freak out it wasn’t my fault
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sick of choking down bland thanksgiving food every year

-turkey is not ever good
-stuffing is the only interesting flavor and i cant look that dish in the eye without gagging
-cold mashed potatoes are not good

And to top it off if I grab something else to eat after bc I’m still hungry it’s a crime
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I have some!! Stop allowing people around you who make your bad habits worse. I’m so serious this has been huge. They didn’t cause them but it helped actually isolate what was me and what was them taking advantage of my weaknesses. Organize insanely slowly and reorganize any time it doesn’t work
It is really frustrating that almost all advice you see about ADHD tends to be a rotation of the same suggestions, like "use body doubling" or "gamify it" or "use a timer," etc.

It's not that these things do not help, it's just . . . is that it? There's nothing that helps more deeply?
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I do kind of look like my icon actually
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Don't salt the wound to prove you're sorry.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Man, Spanish really whooped English’s ass with “por supuesto” for “of course”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I'm proud to join 280 state lawmakers in urging congress not to pass any AI preemption laws.

As AI content become easier to create & spread, states will play an important role in curtailing the dangers. And we neither need nor want the federal government getting in the way of novel policy solutions
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
unmuting myself on zoom to giggle and muting myself again
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If I had a nickel for every person I know who’s had to stop being friends with someone for enabling pedophilia after they were already a terrible friend for years beforehand I’d have 2 nickels…
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
So much good convo todayy
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM