Zo Eve - dont ask me how Im functioning
@bisexualmess3.bsky.social
23/ 🖤🩶🤍💜/the hype man you need/ my pfp is a comm by @sirlanval
How my bf describes me: "Smart in theory, dumb in application" 🤣
Steddie and any Haikyuu ship are my life
#bisexualmess3writes
How my bf describes me: "Smart in theory, dumb in application" 🤣
Steddie and any Haikyuu ship are my life
#bisexualmess3writes
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16yo omega Steve walking straight towards 17yo alpha Eddie, days after presenting, in the middle of the school hallway, pressing his nose against Eddie's mating gland, purring and hugging him by the waist
Eddie is paralyzed, not knowing what to do because, not only King Steve is an omega,
Eddie is paralyzed, not knowing what to do because, not only King Steve is an omega,
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
16yo omega Steve walking straight towards 17yo alpha Eddie, days after presenting, in the middle of the school hallway, pressing his nose against Eddie's mating gland, purring and hugging him by the waist
Eddie is paralyzed, not knowing what to do because, not only King Steve is an omega,
Eddie is paralyzed, not knowing what to do because, not only King Steve is an omega,
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A little snippet from Day 1
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
A little snippet from Day 1
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ST5
long-suffering Robin telling Steve ”no third person please” hahshsh an INSTANT Stobin classic
long-suffering Robin telling Steve ”no third person please” hahshsh an INSTANT Stobin classic
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
ST5
long-suffering Robin telling Steve ”no third person please” hahshsh an INSTANT Stobin classic
long-suffering Robin telling Steve ”no third person please” hahshsh an INSTANT Stobin classic
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I was thinking about little baby business man Cory Harrington today, he’s just 😭🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/490266...
archiveofourown.org/works/490266...
December 2, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I was thinking about little baby business man Cory Harrington today, he’s just 😭🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/490266...
archiveofourown.org/works/490266...
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#steddie 🧵:
When they start dating, Steve expected Eddie to make fun of his interest because he figures he’s going to think it’s just “jock stuff”. Eddie is so loud and passionate about his tastes, he thinks he couldn’t defend half the things he likes the same way under death threat.
When they start dating, Steve expected Eddie to make fun of his interest because he figures he’s going to think it’s just “jock stuff”. Eddie is so loud and passionate about his tastes, he thinks he couldn’t defend half the things he likes the same way under death threat.
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
#steddie 🧵:
When they start dating, Steve expected Eddie to make fun of his interest because he figures he’s going to think it’s just “jock stuff”. Eddie is so loud and passionate about his tastes, he thinks he couldn’t defend half the things he likes the same way under death threat.
When they start dating, Steve expected Eddie to make fun of his interest because he figures he’s going to think it’s just “jock stuff”. Eddie is so loud and passionate about his tastes, he thinks he couldn’t defend half the things he likes the same way under death threat.
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#BkDk #SapThread (Older Queen A/B/O) Pt11
Izuku knows the three princes of Sange.
The Demon, who destroys all in a blaze on the battlefield.
The Creator, blurring the lines of life and death with his sentient magic.
And then... The Decayer. The one with his hand on Izuku's neck.
Izuku knows the three princes of Sange.
The Demon, who destroys all in a blaze on the battlefield.
The Creator, blurring the lines of life and death with his sentient magic.
And then... The Decayer. The one with his hand on Izuku's neck.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#BkDk #SapThread (Older Queen A/B/O) Pt11
Izuku knows the three princes of Sange.
The Demon, who destroys all in a blaze on the battlefield.
The Creator, blurring the lines of life and death with his sentient magic.
And then... The Decayer. The one with his hand on Izuku's neck.
Izuku knows the three princes of Sange.
The Demon, who destroys all in a blaze on the battlefield.
The Creator, blurring the lines of life and death with his sentient magic.
And then... The Decayer. The one with his hand on Izuku's neck.
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Gareth: “I know Eddie and Steve are fucking, I just can’t prove it….”
it’s also meme me monday again already!
quote this with a fun caption for this screenshot! (bonus points for fairytale-related captions, of course!) #stmemememonday
quote this with a fun caption for this screenshot! (bonus points for fairytale-related captions, of course!) #stmemememonday
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Gareth: “I know Eddie and Steve are fucking, I just can’t prove it….”
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December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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#fairybend
Page 186
Before moving on to the funny strips, I need to transition more smoothly between the story locations. Also, it's much easier to draw one strip at a time instead of three, so I'm bothering you with updates again. ^^;
Page 186
Before moving on to the funny strips, I need to transition more smoothly between the story locations. Also, it's much easier to draw one strip at a time instead of three, so I'm bothering you with updates again. ^^;
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
#fairybend
Page 186
Before moving on to the funny strips, I need to transition more smoothly between the story locations. Also, it's much easier to draw one strip at a time instead of three, so I'm bothering you with updates again. ^^;
Page 186
Before moving on to the funny strips, I need to transition more smoothly between the story locations. Also, it's much easier to draw one strip at a time instead of three, so I'm bothering you with updates again. ^^;
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TW: ANGST
Soulmate AU where instead of confirmed soulmate marks, you've got potential ones, where you can tell this would be the beginnings but life could still go awry.
Where Steve's got claw marks over the gun and nail bat on his chest and an empty heart when he watches Jonathan and Nancy.
Soulmate AU where instead of confirmed soulmate marks, you've got potential ones, where you can tell this would be the beginnings but life could still go awry.
Where Steve's got claw marks over the gun and nail bat on his chest and an empty heart when he watches Jonathan and Nancy.
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
TW: ANGST
Soulmate AU where instead of confirmed soulmate marks, you've got potential ones, where you can tell this would be the beginnings but life could still go awry.
Where Steve's got claw marks over the gun and nail bat on his chest and an empty heart when he watches Jonathan and Nancy.
Soulmate AU where instead of confirmed soulmate marks, you've got potential ones, where you can tell this would be the beginnings but life could still go awry.
Where Steve's got claw marks over the gun and nail bat on his chest and an empty heart when he watches Jonathan and Nancy.
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part one of “head of a rabbit,” a hunger games au, is up on ao3 now; 🔗 below
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
part one of “head of a rabbit,” a hunger games au, is up on ao3 now; 🔗 below
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I just posted page 7 and the sketch of page 8 to my patrons! It's getting steamy 🙂
www.patreon.com/posts/144755...
#transfusionscomic
www.patreon.com/posts/144755...
#transfusionscomic
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I just posted page 7 and the sketch of page 8 to my patrons! It's getting steamy 🙂
www.patreon.com/posts/144755...
#transfusionscomic
www.patreon.com/posts/144755...
#transfusionscomic
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Inserting steddie into wsqk just makes sense
Link below
Link below
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Inserting steddie into wsqk just makes sense
Link below
Link below
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Happy to announce a little treat for all Steddie and Christmas lovers!
A ✨Steddie Advent Calendar✨ with 24 microfics getting us through this December!
I’m talking:
• Fluff & Smut
• Omegaverse
• Friends to Lovers
• Enemies to Lovers
• more tooth rotting Fluff!!!
Daily updates under this post! 🎅🏽
A ✨Steddie Advent Calendar✨ with 24 microfics getting us through this December!
I’m talking:
• Fluff & Smut
• Omegaverse
• Friends to Lovers
• Enemies to Lovers
• more tooth rotting Fluff!!!
Daily updates under this post! 🎅🏽
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Happy to announce a little treat for all Steddie and Christmas lovers!
A ✨Steddie Advent Calendar✨ with 24 microfics getting us through this December!
I’m talking:
• Fluff & Smut
• Omegaverse
• Friends to Lovers
• Enemies to Lovers
• more tooth rotting Fluff!!!
Daily updates under this post! 🎅🏽
A ✨Steddie Advent Calendar✨ with 24 microfics getting us through this December!
I’m talking:
• Fluff & Smut
• Omegaverse
• Friends to Lovers
• Enemies to Lovers
• more tooth rotting Fluff!!!
Daily updates under this post! 🎅🏽
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#osasuna 🔞
it started off as a typical free saturday, except this time they’re alone, atsumu leaving to go hang out with some friends from class, so osamu and suna do what they always do.
they watch porn together.
it started off as a typical free saturday, except this time they’re alone, atsumu leaving to go hang out with some friends from class, so osamu and suna do what they always do.
they watch porn together.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
#osasuna 🔞
it started off as a typical free saturday, except this time they’re alone, atsumu leaving to go hang out with some friends from class, so osamu and suna do what they always do.
they watch porn together.
it started off as a typical free saturday, except this time they’re alone, atsumu leaving to go hang out with some friends from class, so osamu and suna do what they always do.
they watch porn together.
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Family Video - 🪡
steddie, omegaverse, eddie’s got a big fat crush
Eddie’s putzing around in the horror section at Family Video when the bell over the door jingles. He glances without thinking, shocked to see Robin Buckley lead Steve Harrington inside.
steddie, omegaverse, eddie’s got a big fat crush
Eddie’s putzing around in the horror section at Family Video when the bell over the door jingles. He glances without thinking, shocked to see Robin Buckley lead Steve Harrington inside.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Family Video - 🪡
steddie, omegaverse, eddie’s got a big fat crush
Eddie’s putzing around in the horror section at Family Video when the bell over the door jingles. He glances without thinking, shocked to see Robin Buckley lead Steve Harrington inside.
steddie, omegaverse, eddie’s got a big fat crush
Eddie’s putzing around in the horror section at Family Video when the bell over the door jingles. He glances without thinking, shocked to see Robin Buckley lead Steve Harrington inside.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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@steddiebbang.bsky.social posting day has arrived! thank you to my amazing friends for putting up with me the last few months, ilysm <3
thank you also to the best artist, @kaspurrcat.bsky.social for bringing the fic to life with her art <3
hope you enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/72585066
thank you also to the best artist, @kaspurrcat.bsky.social for bringing the fic to life with her art <3
hope you enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/72585066
October 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@steddiebbang.bsky.social posting day has arrived! thank you to my amazing friends for putting up with me the last few months, ilysm <3
thank you also to the best artist, @kaspurrcat.bsky.social for bringing the fic to life with her art <3
hope you enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/72585066
thank you also to the best artist, @kaspurrcat.bsky.social for bringing the fic to life with her art <3
hope you enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/72585066
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#BkDk #SapThread (Older Queen A/B/O) Pt10
Katsuki scowls at the doors in front of him, knowing what awaits him beyond the wood. "I don't want to be introduced."
"You're a prince," Sparky says, dusting off the dark green shirt before sliding a gold laurel behind his ear. "It's tradition."
Katsuki scowls at the doors in front of him, knowing what awaits him beyond the wood. "I don't want to be introduced."
"You're a prince," Sparky says, dusting off the dark green shirt before sliding a gold laurel behind his ear. "It's tradition."
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
#BkDk #SapThread (Older Queen A/B/O) Pt10
Katsuki scowls at the doors in front of him, knowing what awaits him beyond the wood. "I don't want to be introduced."
"You're a prince," Sparky says, dusting off the dark green shirt before sliding a gold laurel behind his ear. "It's tradition."
Katsuki scowls at the doors in front of him, knowing what awaits him beyond the wood. "I don't want to be introduced."
"You're a prince," Sparky says, dusting off the dark green shirt before sliding a gold laurel behind his ear. "It's tradition."
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this sprite is very dear to me #aceattorney
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
this sprite is very dear to me #aceattorney
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#fairybend
Page 185
"WORST date EVER!"
After such an active plot, I wanted something stupid.
A modern AU is perfect for that. ^^
Page 185
"WORST date EVER!"
After such an active plot, I wanted something stupid.
A modern AU is perfect for that. ^^
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
#fairybend
Page 185
"WORST date EVER!"
After such an active plot, I wanted something stupid.
A modern AU is perfect for that. ^^
Page 185
"WORST date EVER!"
After such an active plot, I wanted something stupid.
A modern AU is perfect for that. ^^
I cant watch S5 until this weekend ... please can posts please be tagged so I can avoid 🥹🙏💕
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I cant watch S5 until this weekend ... please can posts please be tagged so I can avoid 🥹🙏💕