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@bimshwel.bsky.social
🚮error-prone mutant⚧
definitely do not call me "dude"
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definitely do not call me "dude"
bimshwel.com
youtube.com/bimshwel
comic strips: http://bimshwel.com/ope/
http://patreon.com/bimshwel
http://ko-fi.com/bimshwel
commission: http://eh.bimshwel.com
unless i am mistaken this is the final day of the year during which you can subscribe to my paytreon page and be assured of having your name included in my year end video. oh what a prize! www.patreon.com/c/bimshwel
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creating foolishness
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November 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
unless i am mistaken this is the final day of the year during which you can subscribe to my paytreon page and be assured of having your name included in my year end video. oh what a prize! www.patreon.com/c/bimshwel
is it really the chinese government's official position that people who hate china came there and MADE them cover innumerable enormous residential buildings with a highly flammable material that nobody outside of east asia would think to do that with if they think about it at all?
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
is it really the chinese government's official position that people who hate china came there and MADE them cover innumerable enormous residential buildings with a highly flammable material that nobody outside of east asia would think to do that with if they think about it at all?
a post-halloween-related commission drawing for @malakofox.bsky.social and maczyn that as you can plainly see is quite terrifying
#robision #monsters
#robision #monsters
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
a post-halloween-related commission drawing for @malakofox.bsky.social and maczyn that as you can plainly see is quite terrifying
#robision #monsters
#robision #monsters
what the heck? oh. what a lie! "original hardware" does NOT include a "flashcart." I hate this almost as much as that "DOOM running on a NES!? (REAL)" trash from a while ago. the FMV adds nothing, the music is just ripped from the remake and neither is organic to the super nes. this is pointless.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
what the heck? oh. what a lie! "original hardware" does NOT include a "flashcart." I hate this almost as much as that "DOOM running on a NES!? (REAL)" trash from a while ago. the FMV adds nothing, the music is just ripped from the remake and neither is organic to the super nes. this is pointless.
obscene free advertising. no criticism whatsoever of megarich-only branded "community" in a dessert that should never have been made into that, at a time of unprecedented water shortages exacerbated by affluents who'd pay more to hide from than they would to solve it and risk helping anyone not rich
Spirit of Walt but no Mickey Mouse in Disney’s planned desert community
The entertainment giant is building almost 2,000 homes in California’s Palm Springs area so beloved by its founder
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
obscene free advertising. no criticism whatsoever of megarich-only branded "community" in a dessert that should never have been made into that, at a time of unprecedented water shortages exacerbated by affluents who'd pay more to hide from than they would to solve it and risk helping anyone not rich
5 concerts you (me) have seen:
1 weird al yankovic 1996ish
2 "queen" + adam lambert, 2014?
3 dennis deyoung "founding member of styx" two weeks earlier at same location
4 innumerable concerts of my older brother's band, 2000s
5 and i should not introduce myself like this since I cannot name a fifth
1 weird al yankovic 1996ish
2 "queen" + adam lambert, 2014?
3 dennis deyoung "founding member of styx" two weeks earlier at same location
4 innumerable concerts of my older brother's band, 2000s
5 and i should not introduce myself like this since I cannot name a fifth
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
1. Motion City Soundtrack
2. They Might Be Giants
3. Gorillaz
4. Taking Back Sunday
5. Owl City
1. Motion City Soundtrack
2. They Might Be Giants
3. Gorillaz
4. Taking Back Sunday
5. Owl City
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
5 concerts you (me) have seen:
1 weird al yankovic 1996ish
2 "queen" + adam lambert, 2014?
3 dennis deyoung "founding member of styx" two weeks earlier at same location
4 innumerable concerts of my older brother's band, 2000s
5 and i should not introduce myself like this since I cannot name a fifth
1 weird al yankovic 1996ish
2 "queen" + adam lambert, 2014?
3 dennis deyoung "founding member of styx" two weeks earlier at same location
4 innumerable concerts of my older brother's band, 2000s
5 and i should not introduce myself like this since I cannot name a fifth
oh flopwutz we need more cat dirt but I do not want to go driving on walmart fistfight friday, much less shopping
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
oh flopwutz we need more cat dirt but I do not want to go driving on walmart fistfight friday, much less shopping
this is one of my favorite pictures on deviantart and I am glad it is still there. However I eventually decided against setting it as the desktop background on my mother's computer after she went to bed, at least for today
www.deviantart.com/worldofsolga...
www.deviantart.com/worldofsolga...
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
this is one of my favorite pictures on deviantart and I am glad it is still there. However I eventually decided against setting it as the desktop background on my mother's computer after she went to bed, at least for today
www.deviantart.com/worldofsolga...
www.deviantart.com/worldofsolga...
malwarebytes, if you mean to imply that i would pay for a privacy report, you are mistaken
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
malwarebytes, if you mean to imply that i would pay for a privacy report, you are mistaken
here is my guess: gou-rangs were actually terrible in combat, only a few were made, and whoever got killed while trying to use one bequeathed it to somebody else who then also lost a fight using it or re-gifted it yet further and every death tribute illustration depicts the same few units repeatedly
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
here is my guess: gou-rangs were actually terrible in combat, only a few were made, and whoever got killed while trying to use one bequeathed it to somebody else who then also lost a fight using it or re-gifted it yet further and every death tribute illustration depicts the same few units repeatedly
slime and punishment
apparently I made this in 2015 for @meltingtuxedo.bsky.social
apparently I made this in 2015 for @meltingtuxedo.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
slime and punishment
apparently I made this in 2015 for @meltingtuxedo.bsky.social
apparently I made this in 2015 for @meltingtuxedo.bsky.social
I don't know if their chicken ACTUALLY comes from a 3d printer but something is definintely not right with their broth and I haven't been able to tolerate campbell's slop for years. soup is so expensive now i only buy it during sales and I don't bother with these
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Campbell’s Soup executive called its products food for ‘poor people’, lawsuit alleges
Executive Martin Bally put on leave after alleged remarks were purportedly recorded and attributed to him in lawsuit
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I don't know if their chicken ACTUALLY comes from a 3d printer but something is definintely not right with their broth and I haven't been able to tolerate campbell's slop for years. soup is so expensive now i only buy it during sales and I don't bother with these
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
it makes me think of "poor people can afford REFRIGERATORS, how dare they complain" or maybe "we HAD a black president, ergo racism doesn't exist, enough with the coloreds running for office" or "someone on tv said happy holidays! this is a WAR on christmas!" and likely the same complainer each time
People just recreate homophobia from first principles and they don't even realize it. "The GAYS are taking away from our precious hetero ships, they have it too good!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
it makes me think of "poor people can afford REFRIGERATORS, how dare they complain" or maybe "we HAD a black president, ergo racism doesn't exist, enough with the coloreds running for office" or "someone on tv said happy holidays! this is a WAR on christmas!" and likely the same complainer each time
Sol-Deace seems to be trying to nominate itself as the official soundtrack of 2025
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Sol-Deace seems to be trying to nominate itself as the official soundtrack of 2025
I am of a strange age that I have no recollection of "Gummi Bears" ever being a part of this group yet I most certainly was watching these shows before Darkwing Duck debuted because I remember that as the "new" show and it expecting viewers to have familiarity with Launchpad McQuack's existence
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I am of a strange age that I have no recollection of "Gummi Bears" ever being a part of this group yet I most certainly was watching these shows before Darkwing Duck debuted because I remember that as the "new" show and it expecting viewers to have familiarity with Launchpad McQuack's existence
i caution you not to take fashion advice from imps, ESPECIALLY meeply imps with huge bowties and no nose
#bimshwel #fyip #mortimewdestapletonmeepmire
#bimshwel #fyip #mortimewdestapletonmeepmire
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i caution you not to take fashion advice from imps, ESPECIALLY meeply imps with huge bowties and no nose
#bimshwel #fyip #mortimewdestapletonmeepmire
#bimshwel #fyip #mortimewdestapletonmeepmire
mysterious. i wonder what this does. oho, i can "learn more." thanksh, waterfox
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mysterious. i wonder what this does. oho, i can "learn more." thanksh, waterfox
this is just about the first thing that got shoved at me after i "upgraded" windows recently. no "cancel," no "skip," just NEXT
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
this is just about the first thing that got shoved at me after i "upgraded" windows recently. no "cancel," no "skip," just NEXT
i also worry about people thinking this about me. i worry about people thinking about me a lot but they are probably more worried about themselves.
HEARTBREAKING:
Artist you love becomes exclusively-kink-you-personally-dislike artist
Artist you love becomes exclusively-kink-you-personally-dislike artist
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i also worry about people thinking this about me. i worry about people thinking about me a lot but they are probably more worried about themselves.
and I have suddenly been reminded of a recent Moraff sighting on the Great British Sewing Bee program. a less fantastic British sewing bee could never handle such an occurrence.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
and I have suddenly been reminded of a recent Moraff sighting on the Great British Sewing Bee program. a less fantastic British sewing bee could never handle such an occurrence.
i think this is the first time in my 20 years of casually dwelling on moraff and his oeuvre that I have seen any aspect of moraff's world referred to as beautiful. perhaps its era has finally come
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i think this is the first time in my 20 years of casually dwelling on moraff and his oeuvre that I have seen any aspect of moraff's world referred to as beautiful. perhaps its era has finally come
the fact that this present administration's law enforcement caught them and is prosecuting them makes me suspect they were mostly egged on by undercover agents to say stuff that would make them prosecutable who were never going to be serious threats otherwise
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
How cult leader ‘Commander Butcher’ plotted to sow mayhem across US
Guilty plea by far-right activist lays bare plans for bombings, school shootings and Santas handing out poisoned candies
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the fact that this present administration's law enforcement caught them and is prosecuting them makes me suspect they were mostly egged on by undercover agents to say stuff that would make them prosecutable who were never going to be serious threats otherwise
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
my sneezes tend to be less ah-choo and more eeee-yih-chugah these days and I have no control over it
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
my sneezes tend to be less ah-choo and more eeee-yih-chugah these days and I have no control over it
who says this is "smarter" apart from creeps trying to advocate for it? including, i suspect, whoever wrote this article, who seemingly didn't notice this redundancy. predictive artificial intelligence only SEEMS "smart" when corporations make you complacent www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
who says this is "smarter" apart from creeps trying to advocate for it? including, i suspect, whoever wrote this article, who seemingly didn't notice this redundancy. predictive artificial intelligence only SEEMS "smart" when corporations make you complacent www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
ICE habitually, proudly targets immigrants who contribute positively to the economy. trumpies have no business telling other countries immigration is a problem for anyone but ethnic cleansing enthusiasts. these policies raise suffering for everyone except rich white guys.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
JD Vance blames immigration for Canada's 'stagnating' living standards | CBC News
U.S. Vice-President JD Vance made a series of posts criticizing Canada’s political leadership, public broadcaster and immigration system, saying our living standards are “stagnating” because of all th...
www.cbc.ca
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ICE habitually, proudly targets immigrants who contribute positively to the economy. trumpies have no business telling other countries immigration is a problem for anyone but ethnic cleansing enthusiasts. these policies raise suffering for everyone except rich white guys.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...