Biltawulf
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Biltawulf
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Investigative Timewaster
When you take a moment to consider that Ronnie Corbett was 5’10” you realise how fucked up tv really is.
December 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Richard Wilson was eight years old when he first played newly-retired curmudgeonly pensioner Victor Meldrew in woke BBC documentary One Foot in the Grave.
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I still can't work out what on Earth CoPilot is supposed to do that could possibly help me. I've read every explanation published by Microsoft and I'm still none the wiser.
AI tech bros should be forced to do everything in Microsoft Word using CoPilot. Let's see how quickly they think the whole world is going to be automated after the seven hundredth time that pile of steaming shit crashes and loses all your work and deletes your document.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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It takes a lot to impress me, but this is fucking impressive.
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Andrew’s punishment is for him to be made our equal. That’ll teach him.
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
As you may be aware I’m not much of a music fan (how do people concentrate with all that noise?). However, this evening I’m going to a gig at Brixton Academy.
October 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Anything advertised for sale through a link in a video on Instagram is dogshit. No exceptions.
October 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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My PIN which is 4769 and my password which I use for all my accounts and is d1nkypr!nc3s5
What is Dad playing?
September 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
“How many names does your pet have?” is today’s AI password generator.
September 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Hello. I’m AI. Please tell me all about your family so I can improve my ability to crack your passwords using this sentimental bullshit.
What is Dad playing?
September 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Algebra was never my strongest subject but I’m pretty sure this can’t be right. Banksy is really starting to slip.
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Delete all your old photo albums says Government spunking £2 billion on AI.
August 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I tried Fentanyl today and now I understand.
August 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So does this mean that they won't be able to appeal their convictions? So British people can appeal but if you dare to be foreign you cannot?

Feels like they've decided to embrace the Two Tier Keir memes. Anything to get that Reform vote...
August 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Let’s not forget how well aligning with Trump worked out for Tesla...
The billionaire CEO of the third richest company on the planet gives the President an actual block of gold so his company is exempted from US Government tariffs. And the whole thing is broadcast live on TV.

Anyone who can't see what is happening to this country is unsalvageable at this point.
Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I think I’m overtired. And sick of the fucking beeping.
August 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Idea: Lime Bikes but they’re wheelie bins.
August 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Every beeping Lime bike is a stolen motor vehicle.

Should we, as responsible citizens, immediately detain the offender and march them to a police station, or just call 999 and report a crime in progress? I wonder if Crimestoppers offer a reward if we do it anonymously…
August 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Seems an absolute charmer…
August 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
People who use their actual face as their avatar complaining about using facial recognition for age verification on here is my new favourite thing.
August 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m quite enjoying the thought that all those claims companies have spent their entire budgets on this and should hopefully now go bust.
August 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Want to use the crossing at Oval Station? Good luck with that.
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
He’s the Lord Lucan of the Gala Bingo generation.
July 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I’m watching A Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time and just over half an hour in I already have a lot of questions.

Everything about it is dreadful. How did people get paid to make this?
July 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Can confirm my face was old enough to post.
July 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM