Melody Jane
@bigtittygarfield.bsky.social
Newrotica Film-Maker
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
Feed an erotic artist?
PP: @meowrion
Not cunt enough (21+) ?
🫡🎶↪️ Scram
< Ze / Zer / Zerself >
> you'll fuck'em up anyway <
Feed an erotic artist?
PP: @meowrion
Pinned
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
i want to sell this shirt so I know who to maim in public...
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
i want to sell this shirt so I know who to maim in public...
ugh, i got boba from an awful place owned by a math nerd offering a spin of a wheel *he* created, then acted very upset when I won.
the poor cashier hated her job, so I tipped her $5 for the free boba and another $5 while saying the cuntiest thing in earshot of him ..."for your next 10 resumés"
the poor cashier hated her job, so I tipped her $5 for the free boba and another $5 while saying the cuntiest thing in earshot of him ..."for your next 10 resumés"
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
ugh, i got boba from an awful place owned by a math nerd offering a spin of a wheel *he* created, then acted very upset when I won.
the poor cashier hated her job, so I tipped her $5 for the free boba and another $5 while saying the cuntiest thing in earshot of him ..."for your next 10 resumés"
the poor cashier hated her job, so I tipped her $5 for the free boba and another $5 while saying the cuntiest thing in earshot of him ..."for your next 10 resumés"
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my favourite game?
oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"
oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my favourite game?
oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"
oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"
musicals are fuckin' crazy; these character sing their feelings? wtaf???
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
musicals are fuckin' crazy; these character sing their feelings? wtaf???
my favourite game?
oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"
oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my favourite game?
oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"
oh, probably "laughing with my wife <3"
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i'm so insane, I call him "Normal" Al
- just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.
- just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
i'm so insane, I call him "Normal" Al
- just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.
- just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.
8 / 15 decks done...
ghost deck: done ✅️
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
8 / 15 decks done...
ghost deck: done ✅️
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ghost deck: done ✅️
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
after beating black deck on gold stake, the decks since have been considerably easier, having stretched my strategy and synergy between cards.
transitioning from pawn to queen
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
transitioning from pawn to queen
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you can't fuck because you're a fuckin' loser?
skill issue.
i fuck *exclusively* because I'm a fuckin' loser ;'3
skill issue.
i fuck *exclusively* because I'm a fuckin' loser ;'3
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
you can't fuck because you're a fuckin' loser?
skill issue.
i fuck *exclusively* because I'm a fuckin' loser ;'3
skill issue.
i fuck *exclusively* because I'm a fuckin' loser ;'3
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president in 1992: i did not inhale.
president in 2025: i did not swallow.
president in 2025: i did not swallow.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
president in 1992: i did not inhale.
president in 2025: i did not swallow.
president in 2025: i did not swallow.
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La pièce de résistance; c'est futile!
- the borguignon queen
- the borguignon queen
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
La pièce de résistance; c'est futile!
- the borguignon queen
- the borguignon queen
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as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
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i'm staying on the rails on a normal train.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
i'm staying on the rails on a normal train.
i'm so insane, I call him "Normal" Al
- just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.
- just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
i'm so insane, I call him "Normal" Al
- just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.
- just another thought from my dangerous, twisted psychopathy.
La pièce de résistance; c'est futile!
- the borguignon queen
- the borguignon queen
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
La pièce de résistance; c'est futile!
- the borguignon queen
- the borguignon queen
i'm going through my own murder on the orient express (all my followers have me muted)
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i'm going through my own murder on the orient express (all my followers have me muted)
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
as nervous hearts lie,
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
front-to-back,
in a synchopated flutter
of a silent pitter-patter.
I've given up holding on to
dreams as illusive as my
hands in the dark.
When I wake up
in your arms though;
...maybe my dreams
are holding on to me?
aw hell yeah, Jimmy Cliff got me into reggae through The Harder They Come soundtrack like many others.
i was hyped to watch a Jamaican film noir i found on Kazaa; a summer night, sitting in the rain on the patio afterward, listening to the titular song on loop...
thx Jimmy <3
i was hyped to watch a Jamaican film noir i found on Kazaa; a summer night, sitting in the rain on the patio afterward, listening to the titular song on loop...
thx Jimmy <3
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
aw hell yeah, Jimmy Cliff got me into reggae through The Harder They Come soundtrack like many others.
i was hyped to watch a Jamaican film noir i found on Kazaa; a summer night, sitting in the rain on the patio afterward, listening to the titular song on loop...
thx Jimmy <3
i was hyped to watch a Jamaican film noir i found on Kazaa; a summer night, sitting in the rain on the patio afterward, listening to the titular song on loop...
thx Jimmy <3
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president in 1992: i did not inhale.
president in 2025: i did not swallow.
president in 2025: i did not swallow.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
president in 1992: i did not inhale.
president in 2025: i did not swallow.
president in 2025: i did not swallow.
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choose one to never be again;
- hot
- cute
- sexy
- hot
- cute
- sexy
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
choose one to never be again;
- hot
- cute
- sexy
- hot
- cute
- sexy
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you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
you can't make jokes anymore because *CRIME* is *ILLEGAL*