Bex
@bexcommunicated.bsky.social
Spoonie. Cat lady. Living in Detroit but left my heart in Buffalo. Lawyer. Legal editor. (she/her)
I lost my place but I can’t stop this story 🎶
I lost my place but I can’t stop this story 🎶
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Bex
@bexcommunicated.bsky.social
· Nov 6
My tweet from the night of the 2016 election. It stayed pinned to my profile until Biden won. I guess I should have spent more time harness-training the girls.
Not a great date tonight but at least he’s not going to go home & delete his Tinder 😂
Taco place he picked was meh. Uber driver on the way home was like “now you have to be skeptical of everything that man says. If he likes bad tacos you can’t trust him if he’s telling you it’s raining outside” 😂💀
Taco place he picked was meh. Uber driver on the way home was like “now you have to be skeptical of everything that man says. If he likes bad tacos you can’t trust him if he’s telling you it’s raining outside” 😂💀
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Not a great date tonight but at least he’s not going to go home & delete his Tinder 😂
Taco place he picked was meh. Uber driver on the way home was like “now you have to be skeptical of everything that man says. If he likes bad tacos you can’t trust him if he’s telling you it’s raining outside” 😂💀
Taco place he picked was meh. Uber driver on the way home was like “now you have to be skeptical of everything that man says. If he likes bad tacos you can’t trust him if he’s telling you it’s raining outside” 😂💀
I was late getting to Spravato so I’m in a big room that’s shared and I don’t love it. I like having my own room for Spravato so I can puke my guts out in peace 😩 kidding. Sort of.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I was late getting to Spravato so I’m in a big room that’s shared and I don’t love it. I like having my own room for Spravato so I can puke my guts out in peace 😩 kidding. Sort of.
It’s that time of year
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s that time of year
As someone who has browsed literally thousands of tinder profiles, here are some things men need to stop doing:
-no one wants to see that fish you caught. Please stop
-flipping off the camera was something we did in grade school because it seemed bad ass. If you’re creeping up on your 50s, stop it
-no one wants to see that fish you caught. Please stop
-flipping off the camera was something we did in grade school because it seemed bad ass. If you’re creeping up on your 50s, stop it
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
As someone who has browsed literally thousands of tinder profiles, here are some things men need to stop doing:
-no one wants to see that fish you caught. Please stop
-flipping off the camera was something we did in grade school because it seemed bad ass. If you’re creeping up on your 50s, stop it
-no one wants to see that fish you caught. Please stop
-flipping off the camera was something we did in grade school because it seemed bad ass. If you’re creeping up on your 50s, stop it
Welp. Note to self: stay off TikTok
'The Challenge: Vets and New Threats' finale footage leaked online days early, spoiling the season 41 ending for unsuspecting fans scrolling on TikTok over the weekend.
'The Challenge' season 41 finale footage leaks early online and spoils ending for fans
'The Challenge: Vets and New Threats' finale footage leaked online days early, spoiling the season 41 ending for unsuspecting fans scrolling on TikTok over the weekend.
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December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Welp. Note to self: stay off TikTok
My Christmas tree was supposed to be here today but it still just says “label created” 😭
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My Christmas tree was supposed to be here today but it still just says “label created” 😭
I’m very tempted by the sale everyone is running on the Dyson stick vac. I replaced the battery in mine a couple years ago and it’s still chugging along just fine though so I don’t know if I can justify an upgrade. Although it usually works out that the old one breaks when there’s *not* a sale so…
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m very tempted by the sale everyone is running on the Dyson stick vac. I replaced the battery in mine a couple years ago and it’s still chugging along just fine though so I don’t know if I can justify an upgrade. Although it usually works out that the old one breaks when there’s *not* a sale so…
📢 SHOUT IT LOUDER 📢
signed, the person who has to go through all your emails and text messages if your company is ever in a legal dispute
signed, the person who has to go through all your emails and text messages if your company is ever in a legal dispute
Do not use work devices for anything personal—ever. Laptop, phone, none of it is private if the employer owns it, leases it, or it's connected to the employer's systems.
Do not use personal devices on employer networks.
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Do not use personal devices on employer networks.
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Google Starts Sharing All Your Text Messages With Your Employer
Warning — what happens on your Android phone, doesn’t stay on your Android phone. Not if it's a work phone.
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November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
📢 SHOUT IT LOUDER 📢
signed, the person who has to go through all your emails and text messages if your company is ever in a legal dispute
signed, the person who has to go through all your emails and text messages if your company is ever in a legal dispute
Finally broke down & turned the heat on 😭 almost made it to December
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Finally broke down & turned the heat on 😭 almost made it to December
Post your warning label
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Post your warning label
So here’s a weird thing. With my glasses I can see both far away and up close. But with these new contacts they gave me I can see far away but I can’t see up close. Why would that be? If I needed bifocals wouldn’t I need it in both glasses AND contacts?
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So here’s a weird thing. With my glasses I can see both far away and up close. But with these new contacts they gave me I can see far away but I can’t see up close. Why would that be? If I needed bifocals wouldn’t I need it in both glasses AND contacts?
I’ve been binging All Her Fault & this show was absolutely written by a woman, wasn’t it? These men are written way too authentically to be written by a man
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’ve been binging All Her Fault & this show was absolutely written by a woman, wasn’t it? These men are written way too authentically to be written by a man
lol he answered yes and then unmatched me 🤷♀️
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
lol he answered yes and then unmatched me 🤷♀️
Here's the thing. Glasses hid the bags under my eyes. Going back to contacts at this age was maybe not my smartest decision. LOLOL. I'm gonna need to up my eye skincare game even more
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Here's the thing. Glasses hid the bags under my eyes. Going back to contacts at this age was maybe not my smartest decision. LOLOL. I'm gonna need to up my eye skincare game even more
It’s not a holiday without Everyone’s Favorite Neighbor Cat 😻
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s not a holiday without Everyone’s Favorite Neighbor Cat 😻
Ok. So if there was ever a wake up call about how addicted I am to my phone it’s this stupid eye dilation. It is taking way too long to go back to normal and I am way too addicted to my phone to not be able to see it for this long 😅
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ok. So if there was ever a wake up call about how addicted I am to my phone it’s this stupid eye dilation. It is taking way too long to go back to normal and I am way too addicted to my phone to not be able to see it for this long 😅
Leaving the eye doctor’s. I got contacts back but they dilated my eyes so I can’t se anything
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Leaving the eye doctor’s. I got contacts back but they dilated my eyes so I can’t se anything
Of course I’m traveling to Lansing tomorrow to get my hair done 😩
Snow inbound to metro Detroit and SE Michigan. 4-7” predicted for most of the area.
Time to get the snow shovels out.
Time to get the snow shovels out.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Of course I’m traveling to Lansing tomorrow to get my hair done 😩
I feel like I owe y’all a catfish story time. I need to gather my thoughts but I’m gonna work on this
a woman in a black sweater says " there is more to this story " while sitting on the floor
Alt: Alexis Rose says “there is more to this story”
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November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I feel like I owe y’all a catfish story time. I need to gather my thoughts but I’m gonna work on this
Less than 24 hours with a new account and I already have my matches back. No catfish is going to hold me down 😂
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Less than 24 hours with a new account and I already have my matches back. No catfish is going to hold me down 😂
Welp. It’s official. I just deleted all my dating apps to only talk to one guy. It’s still too early to say where it’s going to lead but I’m giving it a shot 🤷♀️
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Welp. It’s official. I just deleted all my dating apps to only talk to one guy. It’s still too early to say where it’s going to lead but I’m giving it a shot 🤷♀️
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You don’t have to share a meal with people who would gladly eradicate you from society. Blood and all.
What's your hottest Thanksgiving food take?
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
You don’t have to share a meal with people who would gladly eradicate you from society. Blood and all.
So Zavvi is releasing a reprint of the original Scream steelbook & I’ve never hit purchase faster in my life
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
So Zavvi is releasing a reprint of the original Scream steelbook & I’ve never hit purchase faster in my life
Friday I am going for my annual eye exam & since my TED is in remission I’m going to try to get contacts again for the first time in years. And Saturday I have a hair appointment & my stylist promised to let me go blonder. I’m about to be a whole new me. Or like… the old me but newer
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Friday I am going for my annual eye exam & since my TED is in remission I’m going to try to get contacts again for the first time in years. And Saturday I have a hair appointment & my stylist promised to let me go blonder. I’m about to be a whole new me. Or like… the old me but newer