Betty Utility
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Getting on. Well, getting by. From the West Midlands. Now in London's least fashionable borough.
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I've been told that it can be risky for a man to dance like that without the right support ...
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A happy 300th birthday to wine connoisseur, tennis enthusiast, Festival Of Light figurehead, Algarve resident ... so many strings to his bow including bow legged dancing. A toast to the Peter Pan of pop - Sir Harry Webb/Sir Cliff Richards-zizz!
a man in a red shirt is singing into a microphone on a stage .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is singing into a microphone on a stage .
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I remember Rock Follies but didn't see it. Apparently an influence on Sally Wainwright. We watched Riot Women in the hope that it would be one of those so-bad-it's-great dramas with unintentional laughs. It's no even that good!
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National Front supporter, harasser of women. Sure he was a lovely bloke apart from that though.
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Everyone loves June. Terry was apparently a rather unpleasant man. Also a South African Apartheid enthusiast. Enough said.
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I bothered myself with it for all of 15 minutes but glad to be of service :)
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Thank you - everyone else is raving about it though. It's probably just me.
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Another TV drama in which women have stressful lives but they somehow manage to be quirky and endearing as a way to completely avoid going off the rails

*rolls eyes*
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Yeah, despite all the amputations ...

Anyway, don't bother. It's condescending nonsense. I lasted about 15 minutes!
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Riot Women (2025) is an acclaimed drama by the acclaimed Sally Wainwright. Five amazing strong menopausal laydeez™️ endure stress, the menopause and the inevitable quirky lifestyles but find that their lives are saved by rock 'n' roll 🎸
Terry is horrified that wife June has decided to adopt a younger image which involves wearing a rubber jacket, leopard print leggings and a comedy punk wig.  The audience of Terry And June were helpless with laughter (ROFL). Close detail of June Whitfield in comedy punk wig, comedy punk make up, black earrings and studded choker.  She has pursed lips. Terry looks on aghast as June has decided to buy some "vinyls" as the wankers - sorry, youngsters - call them.  I presume they would have to give up listening to Sing Something Simple as part of this new regime (with hilarious consequences).
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Walk On By - The Stranglers
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Next by SAHB
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Don't leave me this way, Communards
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I don't mind it. Most of it's good hearted and you don't get much of that on the internet. Also there are a lot of film and music recommendations about people who've died that I've found useful. Won't be listening to Lostprophets though 🤢
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Diane Keaton (1946–2025)
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That's got more going for it than the The Return Of The Space Cowherd or whatever the f*ck it was called 🌝👨‍🚀🐄
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I started to eat a sandwich outdoors in St Ives when I suddenly saw the massive bill of a gull a couple of inches away from my face. Thought it was going to attack me but within a couple of seconds it had made off with half of my sandwich. They are ruthless c*nts.
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Jay Kay from Jamiroquai could have worn that hat. The Professor led the way.
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Good morning Bluescold 🟦😤
An unflattering pop eyed still of Jayne Middlemiss in the TOTP studio sat next to a TV screen showing the distinctive silhouette figure that features on album covers by acid jazz/middle management in car listening band Jamiroquai.
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Take a step back and restrategize 👌
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Beware the Ides Of October!
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When you make a cringe inducing mistake remember - alt. text is for life, not just for Christmas 😬
Ralf Hutter is definitely not dead yet but Florian Schneider is.  I have died of embarrassment.
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Oh fuck. Old woman brain fart. A good job no one reads alt. text because it can't be deleted.
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I'm quite sarky so people will have a go but I'm also a coward and hate confrontation. Classic case of "You can dish it out but you can't take it".
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Plus fours would be quite the statement.