Beta Champ
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Don't you uwu me you adorable mofo. I will fly across this country to kiss you.
I suppose that's better than sneezing?
My Hump Day submission is specifically in the Rump and Rope subgenre.

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Are you saying that your energy drink is...giving you wings?
Dear Reader,
My greatest friendships are with dance party tea lights.
Dear Reader,
How do I trick all my friends into watching a series based on one of my smutty little audio books?
I would like to deposit one smile in my phone for all the little gay people there.
Time to squish!
Time to kill a gigantic blowfly before it lays it's eggs in our poor unfortunate townsfolk

#oathsworn
#boardgames

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Would you say that you were...were... needled?
They are in all the area codes I hear.
But also what else will all these locked pups do with their time sooooo...
Ballard Locks Apologizes for Inviting Community to ‘Come for Locktober’: tinyurl.com/bdza3h6y
Man at Ballard Locks celebrating Locktober in the foreground with man in background looking on his surprised horror
We are now best friends.
So you've been keeping your hook up to a werewolf boyfriend in NYC from me this whole time?
Dear Reader,
There is no greater joy than finding a smut fantasy book that's actually the first of seven. Yes, I need to know all the trials and tribulations of this mage and his werewolf bf. Yes, I am always in suspense even though they will obviously save NYC and their relationship from the hells
Dear Reader,
I think I took another good back photo. How did I manage a magical good lighting Massive bathroom photo before Diesel?
Open for butt
Dear Reader,
I had not thought of the 2001 movie bubble boy starring Jake Gyllenhaal in a long time. Then today I discovered there's a musical adaptation so naturally it's time to turn on the original cast recording.
Dear Reader,
My boyfriend may say he's busy picking songs for his Halloween set to listen to Life of a Showgirl, but from across the room: "Is this a Charlie XCX diss track?"