Ben Creighton
@bencreighton.bsky.social
If there *must* be a big-budget live-action Zelda movie, the least they can do is feature Beedle the merchant played by a lone Muppet in an otherwise human cast, and never acknowledge the difference in any way. If they can't give us that much, what are they even doing?
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If there *must* be a big-budget live-action Zelda movie, the least they can do is feature Beedle the merchant played by a lone Muppet in an otherwise human cast, and never acknowledge the difference in any way. If they can't give us that much, what are they even doing?
Remember that time that we got two Elder Scrolls games, two Fallout games, and three Mass Effect games all in the same console generation?
... What the hell happened?
... What the hell happened?
September 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Remember that time that we got two Elder Scrolls games, two Fallout games, and three Mass Effect games all in the same console generation?
... What the hell happened?
... What the hell happened?
Wow, I didn't realize the prosecutors were so based!
*reads article*
Never mind, they consider it a bad thing for some reason.
*reads article*
Never mind, they consider it a bad thing for some reason.
September 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Wow, I didn't realize the prosecutors were so based!
*reads article*
Never mind, they consider it a bad thing for some reason.
*reads article*
Never mind, they consider it a bad thing for some reason.
Fun fact: Jordan Peele names his films this way because they're horror movies, and for some reason half the American public is scared of pronouns right now.
August 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fun fact: Jordan Peele names his films this way because they're horror movies, and for some reason half the American public is scared of pronouns right now.
Everyone get ready for an "old man yells at cloud" moment:
"Crashing out" does not mean to throw a temper tantrum, it means to fall deeply asleep immediately because one is very tired.
You don't get to redefine perfectly good slang just because you're too young to know better.
"Crashing out" does not mean to throw a temper tantrum, it means to fall deeply asleep immediately because one is very tired.
You don't get to redefine perfectly good slang just because you're too young to know better.
a man says " the line must be drawn here "
Alt: Picard says " the line must be drawn here. This far! No further!"
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Everyone get ready for an "old man yells at cloud" moment:
"Crashing out" does not mean to throw a temper tantrum, it means to fall deeply asleep immediately because one is very tired.
You don't get to redefine perfectly good slang just because you're too young to know better.
"Crashing out" does not mean to throw a temper tantrum, it means to fall deeply asleep immediately because one is very tired.
You don't get to redefine perfectly good slang just because you're too young to know better.
That's a poke. A joke is a head fake or other misleading movement to confound an opponent in sports.
You're thinking of a yoke. A joke is when you jab your finger into someone's ribs.
No, that's a yolk. A joke is a piece of farming equipment.
June 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
That's a poke. A joke is a head fake or other misleading movement to confound an opponent in sports.
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If you are a National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support, you don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
Know. Your. Rights.
Know. Your. Rights.
June 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you are a National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support, you don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487
Know. Your. Rights.
Know. Your. Rights.
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Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest
May 17, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Star trek had a lot of hard lines over the years, but this remains the fucking hardest
Keep seeing people saying they're "boycotting" the Switch 2 over game prices.
Shit, I didn't know I was boycotting Ferrari, I thought I was just broke.
Shit, I didn't know I was boycotting Ferrari, I thought I was just broke.
April 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Keep seeing people saying they're "boycotting" the Switch 2 over game prices.
Shit, I didn't know I was boycotting Ferrari, I thought I was just broke.
Shit, I didn't know I was boycotting Ferrari, I thought I was just broke.
"All the... small things...."
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"All the... small things...."
Playing Jenga with @xelesparza.bsky.social 's 100-year-old granddad. It is delightful. Before the game has ended, he's forgotten the beginning. "Who would build this tower in such a way? Never in my life have I seen such a thing!"
March 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Playing Jenga with @xelesparza.bsky.social 's 100-year-old granddad. It is delightful. Before the game has ended, he's forgotten the beginning. "Who would build this tower in such a way? Never in my life have I seen such a thing!"
There's a dent on the bottom of my soda can so it won't sit flat. Modern problems require modern solutions.
February 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There's a dent on the bottom of my soda can so it won't sit flat. Modern problems require modern solutions.
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Gov. Mills showed precisely the sort of integrity in the face of political pressure that the majority of the party currently lacks. More importantly, she did so extemporaneously and without hesitation from a purple state where this isn't a universally popular position.
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
February 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Gov. Mills showed precisely the sort of integrity in the face of political pressure that the majority of the party currently lacks. More importantly, she did so extemporaneously and without hesitation from a purple state where this isn't a universally popular position.
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
www.maine.gov/governor/mil...
I think it's important to allow a way back for all but the most lost souls, or they'll have no reason to ever stop doubling down.
Whatever got this woman from participating in insurrection to refusing a presidential pardon and serving her time, it needs to be studied.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Whatever got this woman from participating in insurrection to refusing a presidential pardon and serving her time, it needs to be studied.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Convicted US Capitol rioter Pam Hemphill turns down Trump pardon
Former "Maga granny" Pamela Hemphill tells the BBC the Trump government is trying to "rewrite history".
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I think it's important to allow a way back for all but the most lost souls, or they'll have no reason to ever stop doubling down.
Whatever got this woman from participating in insurrection to refusing a presidential pardon and serving her time, it needs to be studied.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Whatever got this woman from participating in insurrection to refusing a presidential pardon and serving her time, it needs to be studied.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
How are y'all making your PB&J?
Peanut butter first, meaning a little bit gets into the jelly jar from the knife?
Jelly first, meaning a little bit of jelly gets in the peanut butter?
Two separate knives?
Wash the knife in between?
Peanut butter first, meaning a little bit gets into the jelly jar from the knife?
Jelly first, meaning a little bit of jelly gets in the peanut butter?
Two separate knives?
Wash the knife in between?
January 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
How are y'all making your PB&J?
Peanut butter first, meaning a little bit gets into the jelly jar from the knife?
Jelly first, meaning a little bit of jelly gets in the peanut butter?
Two separate knives?
Wash the knife in between?
Peanut butter first, meaning a little bit gets into the jelly jar from the knife?
Jelly first, meaning a little bit of jelly gets in the peanut butter?
Two separate knives?
Wash the knife in between?
So I've been keeping my ibuprofen in an old garlic jar because it's the right size for my work bag, but it made it taste like garlic. So I switched to a chicken Better Than Bouillon jar, but the garlic taste is still there, just with a chicken taste now too.
I'm thinking some rosemary next.
I'm thinking some rosemary next.
January 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
So I've been keeping my ibuprofen in an old garlic jar because it's the right size for my work bag, but it made it taste like garlic. So I switched to a chicken Better Than Bouillon jar, but the garlic taste is still there, just with a chicken taste now too.
I'm thinking some rosemary next.
I'm thinking some rosemary next.
One tells only truths, the other tells only lies. Answer our riddle and you may pass.
January 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
One tells only truths, the other tells only lies. Answer our riddle and you may pass.
Everyone has opinions on how early is too early to play Christmas music but I am over here saying, people, it is January 3rd, your week's grace period between Christmas and New Year's has run out, it's time to quit that shit.
January 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Everyone has opinions on how early is too early to play Christmas music but I am over here saying, people, it is January 3rd, your week's grace period between Christmas and New Year's has run out, it's time to quit that shit.
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As always, if you'd like to help a truly cute, yet currently disgusting animal, check my ko-fi and commission a plush or two.
December 30, 2024 at 8:18 PM
As always, if you'd like to help a truly cute, yet currently disgusting animal, check my ko-fi and commission a plush or two.
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Union baristas are calling on EVERYONE to NOT buy from ANY Starbucks store during the duration of our ULP strikes
(Manually reposting for mutuals/followers who have reposts turned off, bc i think you'd wanna know!)
(Manually reposting for mutuals/followers who have reposts turned off, bc i think you'd wanna know!)
December 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Union baristas are calling on EVERYONE to NOT buy from ANY Starbucks store during the duration of our ULP strikes
(Manually reposting for mutuals/followers who have reposts turned off, bc i think you'd wanna know!)
(Manually reposting for mutuals/followers who have reposts turned off, bc i think you'd wanna know!)
You've got to admire the absolute balls on whoever decided to take what is obviously just pizza, leave out the sauce, and call it "cheesy bread" like it's a different thing.
December 10, 2024 at 8:36 PM
You've got to admire the absolute balls on whoever decided to take what is obviously just pizza, leave out the sauce, and call it "cheesy bread" like it's a different thing.
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45k people die in a year due to lack of healthcare (news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...)
Dems: 😕
One millionaire healthcare CEO dies
Dems:
Dems: 😕
One millionaire healthcare CEO dies
Dems:
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
45k people die in a year due to lack of healthcare (news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...)
Dems: 😕
One millionaire healthcare CEO dies
Dems:
Dems: 😕
One millionaire healthcare CEO dies
Dems:
You say "remember that he was human." I say "memento mori, motherfucker" to everyone who goes around getting rich on human suffering.
any time anyone like this dies people are like "we must remember he too was a human" ok like damn wish that guy had kept that in mind when he was denying our healthcare
December 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
You say "remember that he was human." I say "memento mori, motherfucker" to everyone who goes around getting rich on human suffering.