Ben Creighton
@bencreighton.bsky.social
Wow, I didn't realize the prosecutors were so based!
*reads article*
Never mind, they consider it a bad thing for some reason.
*reads article*
Never mind, they consider it a bad thing for some reason.
September 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Wow, I didn't realize the prosecutors were so based!
*reads article*
Never mind, they consider it a bad thing for some reason.
*reads article*
Never mind, they consider it a bad thing for some reason.
Fun fact: Jordan Peele names his films this way because they're horror movies, and for some reason half the American public is scared of pronouns right now.
August 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fun fact: Jordan Peele names his films this way because they're horror movies, and for some reason half the American public is scared of pronouns right now.
There's a dent on the bottom of my soda can so it won't sit flat. Modern problems require modern solutions.
February 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There's a dent on the bottom of my soda can so it won't sit flat. Modern problems require modern solutions.
One tells only truths, the other tells only lies. Answer our riddle and you may pass.
January 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
One tells only truths, the other tells only lies. Answer our riddle and you may pass.
45k people die in a year due to lack of healthcare (news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...)
Dems: 😕
One millionaire healthcare CEO dies
Dems:
Dems: 😕
One millionaire healthcare CEO dies
Dems:
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
45k people die in a year due to lack of healthcare (news.harvard.edu/gazette/stor...)
Dems: 😕
One millionaire healthcare CEO dies
Dems:
Dems: 😕
One millionaire healthcare CEO dies
Dems:
Toured a coffee roastery today. This is the fresh-roasted beans dumping into the cooling hopper. The smell is incredible.
October 12, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Toured a coffee roastery today. This is the fresh-roasted beans dumping into the cooling hopper. The smell is incredible.
Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wondrous as you
April 8, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe as magical and wondrous as you
December 8, 2023 at 8:10 PM
"She said yes" is the cliche thing to put here, but like, if I didn't specify, were you going to assume @xelesparza.bsky.social said no but agreed to put the ring on just long enough to take the picture?
August 18, 2023 at 8:24 PM
"She said yes" is the cliche thing to put here, but like, if I didn't specify, were you going to assume @xelesparza.bsky.social said no but agreed to put the ring on just long enough to take the picture?
