Breakfast Sandwich Bear
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pov you're new york city and paul hogan about to go down under
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
pov you're new york city and paul hogan about to go down under
why does fozziwig look like he converted to islam
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
why does fozziwig look like he converted to islam
now kiss
"Hell has frozen over!"
Hangman Adam Page and Swerve Strickland are more powerful unite than across the ring from one another!
#AEWDynamite is LIVE as Winter Is Coming comes to you on TBS and HBO Max
Hangman Adam Page and Swerve Strickland are more powerful unite than across the ring from one another!
#AEWDynamite is LIVE as Winter Is Coming comes to you on TBS and HBO Max
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
now kiss
I don't believe that no two snowflakes are alike. How do we know?
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I don't believe that no two snowflakes are alike. How do we know?
Onion-ass headline
This Startup Makes Ammonia By Turning The Planet Into A Chemical Reactor
This Startup Makes Ammonia By Turning The Planet Into A Chemical Reactor
In this week’s edition of The Prototype, we look at a cleaner way to make ammonia, the brightest young scientists in North America, magnetically charging your care, and more.
www.forbes.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Onion-ass headline
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I don’t know if I’m alone on this. I am not on BlueSky to see others post screenshots of Twitter tweets, X posts.
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don’t know if I’m alone on this. I am not on BlueSky to see others post screenshots of Twitter tweets, X posts.
I give it until March before AMC is playing reruns of AMC ORIGINAL LOW WINTER SUN on Thursdays
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I give it until March before AMC is playing reruns of AMC ORIGINAL LOW WINTER SUN on Thursdays
imagine this is what does it
okay sorry this is really funny. Graham Platner was on a Facebook "Are We Dating the Same Guy"
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
imagine this is what does it
umm excuse me
Put the Foley in. Let's blow the mask trousers.
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
umm excuse me
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Can you fly, Bobby?
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Can you fly, Bobby?
all timer creepy little guy
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
all timer creepy little guy
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"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?"
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?"
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
— Rian Johnson
(via THR)
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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What an absolutely insane series of words.
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What an absolutely insane series of words.
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Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't
they think they can send us $2k every 5 years and we'll just forget about all of the horrors
I'll still take that 2k tho
I'll still take that 2k tho
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
they think they can send us $2k every 5 years and we'll just forget about all of the horrors
I'll still take that 2k tho
I'll still take that 2k tho
if you're going to spend Thanksgiving with a child sex trafficker, might as well be the most famous one
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
if you're going to spend Thanksgiving with a child sex trafficker, might as well be the most famous one
FTR/Steamboat SUCKED otherwise Blood and Guts was an all-timer.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
FTR/Steamboat SUCKED otherwise Blood and Guts was an all-timer.
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Tonight we dance
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tonight we dance