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beefed.bsky.social
bitch on fries
@beefed.bsky.social
95 followers 93 following 1.7K posts
✨they/them✨ court jester
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 1d
I need to be with someone tonight to watch me and stop me but idk how to do this here
beefed.bsky.social
bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 1d
I’m inches away from ***
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 1d
I need help I don’t know what kind I need to be with someone tonight I’m doing really bad I don’t know what to do
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 1d
Is it okay if it’s not a luxury sedan but a normal every day family sedan?
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djferalcatgirl.bsky.social
.​lavenderStarlight+ @djferalcatgirl.bsky.social · 1d
for $15 boxcutter will slam your penis in the door of your luxury sedan. we will make that happen for you.
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beefed.bsky.social
bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 1d
Late for doing doors for the fest today. Pls kill me
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 1d
Can’t believe the creator of the l*ve w*tch is fucked but also I can believe it
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sonyaoldssom.bsky.social
Sonya Olds Som (she/her/hers) 💜☔️🐝🖖🏾⚖️🎶📚🍿📺 @sonyaoldssom.bsky.social · 3d
Support for Jamaica 🇯🇲 ❤️🙏🏾

supportjamaica.gov.jm
Support Jamaica – Official Disaster Relief & Recovery Portal
Join hands with the Government of Jamaica. Support national disaster relief, locate shelters, and stay informed on Hurricane Melissa updates.
supportjamaica.gov.jm
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cossackpulpit.bsky.social
dark haunter @cossackpulpit.bsky.social · 1d
Bump
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 3d
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezzz Aimee just posted a photo dump and the photo of them wow wow wowie wooooowiee wowie wow wow wow
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 3d
By support system I mean friends who hangout and make me feel whole and loved
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 3d
I think I need to leave mtl for a bit. I need my support system irl
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 3d
Nice to see I’m justified in my disinterest/dislike of RHPS
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 4d
The lesbian cruise episode of hacks has got me dreaming
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 5d
I have to do so many things this week. AND I have to make my jester collar out of chainmail? Kill me now
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 6d
I just care about you so much and want the best for you and want you to feel better
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 6d
Sorry for the unsolicited advice but I really resonate and it really helped
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 6d
I love you so much. I know how you feel. Have you asked a doctor if you can try k infusion therapy? I used to think about that 24/7 literally not a second went by where I didn’t want to kms and then that therapy helped me A LOT. It went away for a few months and is now down to once a week or so
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calicotomcat.bsky.social
moose aka gayboy @calicotomcat.bsky.social · 6d
I’m out
A little round guy stands facing the audience, saying nothing. Then he says, “this is boring. I’m out.” He begins walking away, revealing a huge butt.
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 6d
I want to *** but I have to do a self tape for a commercial that would bring me a shit ton of money
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airoh.bsky.social
airoh. @airoh.bsky.social · 7d
hardcore bands vocals are so goofy and funny. this is sposed to be tough guy music?
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rikergoogling.bsky.social
Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 7d
deep space 69
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beefed.bsky.social
bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 7d
Also open to ex wives if anyone’s interested. Requirements: prenup or something so we don’t split assets/money during the divorce, and we gotta still be friends after.
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 7d
Somehow convinced W to marry me to go on a honeymoon and then get divorced before I marry Aimee so I can say I have an ex husband
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bitch on fries @beefed.bsky.social · 14d
I want to wear a very risqué costume which is just underwear and a cloak taped to hide my boobs but show cleavage
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