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BeardyJim 🧔🏽🤘🏻
@beardyjim.com
Mid-40s wordsmith, but also:

🎬 Film nerd
🕹️ Gaming geek (PS5/Switch/Mobile)
🤘🏻 Metalhead
🐉Tattooed & pierced
🤪 Twisted humour
😈 Inevitably inappropriate
🧠 ISFJ
📍 UK
💬 DMs open

More info: https://beardyjim.com
Gaming wishlist: https://tinyurl.com/xv7fmkxe
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New Year 2026 #promosky! 🎉

🧔🏽 46, pierced & tattooed
♥️ Going through a tough time
🎬/📺 Horror/Fantasy/Sci Fi (Alien franchise, LOTR etc)
🤘🏻 Metalhead (BMTH, Paleface Swiss, Coheed)
🕹️ Currently playing Destiny 2, Space Marine 2, Ghost of Tsushima.
☕ Tea whore
🚫 MDNI

↻ or ♡ appreciated 🫶🏻
#NowWatching Appointment with Death (1988), dir: Michael Winner.

Time for some classic Poirot. 😊
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
QTP with a Retro Console you’ve never played! 🕹️
January 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Cooking dinner, so #NowListening to ARTIFICIAL SUICIDE - Bad Omens

Quite the banger to mosh along to. 🤘🏻
BAD OMENS - ARTIFICIAL SUICIDE (Official Music Video)
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January 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Mental hair, don't care! 🤣

Happy Saturday everyone! 👋🏻

I don't have much in the way of plans today, but hope you all have an excellent day! 😊🫶🏻

Do you lot have much going on? 💙
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Ok I keep nodding off so I'm gonna get my bum to bed! 🌜

Goodnight you lovely, wonderful humans, and I'll see you all tomorrow! 🫶🏻💙

I'm not sure what I have planned, but we'll see how it goes I guess! 😊

G'night all! 👋🏻
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January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I so schleepy this evening
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January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I think I need this on a t-shirt... Or maybe I should design one which is like, "Fuelled by tea, biscuits and excessive profanity".
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Happy Friday everyone! 👋🏻

Work is taking a toll today it seems, but I've had leftover Chinese food for my lunch, and hoping the afternoon is better! 😊

I hope you're all having an excellent day - almost the weekend! 😁

Fancy a cuppa? ☕
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Ok you beautiful bunch, I stayed up too late playing Diablo IV with my buddy, and I'm knackered now! 😫

Off to bed I go! 🛏️

Goodnight, and I'll catch you in the morning for some Friday fun & frolics! 😂
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January 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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These awesome Kirby designs are available for sale! 😊🩷

These are all made with lots of love! 💞
Comissons are also still open. 😄

↻ + ♡︎ would be appreciated! 🤍🩵
January 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If anyone can hear repeated sonic booms every few minutes, for some reason I can't stop bloody sneezing!

I'd really like it to stop now, cos honestly it fucking hurts! 😖
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January 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I caught Leesi doing a blep! 🤣🤣
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Work done, feeling lazy so had Chinese food... Now I'm cultivating a food baby.
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January 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Zen mode. Trust the process ✨🖤
January 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Hey @bsky.app - for some reason profile pages aren't scrolling down anymore, only the actual posts section is, so it makes it hard to check out a person's profile properly... Any ideas on when it might be fixed?
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Have tea, will grumble! 🤣

Good morning you gorgeous lot! ☀️

I'm up, and functioning (barely) for my work day l... But I'm a bit bleary-eyed! 🥱

I hope you all have an excellent Thursday, and the abhorrent shit in the world doesn't get you down. 🫂

What do you have planned for today? 😊
January 8, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Alrighty you disgustingly wonderful load of legends, I need to get my bum to bed! 🌜

Thank you for being genuinely amazing, despite the atrocities around the world - you all make the world a better place! 🫂

Goodnight, and I'll be back in the morning for a cuppa & some biscuits. 💙
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January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
So I've checked out Crota's End in #DestinyRising, and honestly it's not bad. It's made even easier (not so much totem guarding for one), and I literally finished the actual Crota encounter in under 3 minutes on one run... But it's entertaining!

Symmetry as the raid exotic though? I mean... Meh! 🤷🏻‍♂️
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Nosferatu Will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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I deleted the bird app off my phone. I’m never coming back to a website that allows child pornography.
I recommend you all do the same. Delete the app and report it!
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 PM
THIS IS AMAZING!
Chia Pet Homer half empty vs half full?
January 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Ugh I NEED this game!

"There is no good. There is no evil. There is only flesh."
A glimpse into torment, a promise of suffering and chaos.
Want it. Let your desire fester...
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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The gates of hell welcome you. Experience divine damnation, and join us in the inferno.
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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As long as you are doing your best that's all anyone can ask for.

Don't push yourself! 💖💖✨️
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM