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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h

Area Man Could Eat https://theonion.com/area-man-could-eat-1819571856/

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 8h

An antibiotic for equines, but not the ones you eat apparently

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 1d

Autumn might just be my favorite time of year. I’m not constantly sweating and all the boys want a good cuddle

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 3d

@bhamblues.bsky.social would like this drag show

Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98.bsky.social · 3d

Buffy and Faith drag, on stage dancing to Bikini Kill - A+, NO NOTES

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 3d

In horses intended for WHAT?

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 4d

No popcorn, bring pretzels and oatmeal creampies

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 4d

I think I might start a Stranger Things re-watch tonight to get ready for the final season.

a neon sign that says stranger things in red letters

ALT: a neon sign that says stranger things in red letters

media.tenor.com

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 26d

I think I might be a little autistic because my mother was taking Pirin tablets when she was filling out my adoption paperwork

a man standing next to a woman in a room with the words agador i need some pirin tablets quickly on the bottom

ALT: a man standing next to a woman in a room with the words agador i need some pirin tablets quickly on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 28d

Cool! I’m going to Camp Woodpecker next weekend :)

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · 29d

Where is this Farmcamp?

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Sep 19

So you’re telling me that Lebubu and Delulu are NOT the same thing?

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Sep 18

Facebook really just served me an ad with a rainbow flag on fire encouraging me to find a true “Bible preaching anti-woke” church.
Fuck all of that

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Sep 11

Have some empathy, Charlie would’ve HATED that.

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Sep 7

I'm with the droids on this one

R2D2 and C3PO stand on a polished floor on the interior of the Death Star in a still from Star Wars: A New Hope. The text of the poster reads "Parents of Earth, Are your children fully immunized? Do your records show it? Call your doctor or health department to make sure and May The Force Be With You."

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Sep 2

Seriously, scammers are preying on lonely people in order to get money. Its grotesque. All using Ai pictures and videos.

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Sep 2

Yall, I’m so tired of having to tell my older lonely gay friends that the hot guy who is talking to them online isn’t real and the “videos” they get are ai generated voice and all.

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Sep 2

For once, I agree with Arby’s

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Aug 31

FAQ:
Yes, I do wish I was at DragonCon.
Yes, I have been saying since last year's con that I would definitely put aside the money to go to this years con.
Yes, I am starting to say the same thing about next year's con.
No, i probably won't remember to get passes for next year until its too late.

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Aug 30

I spent time in downtown Birmingham today. It almost feels like a real city.

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Aug 28

We’ve reached the “democrats are a terrorist organization” stage of American facism a lot faster than I thought we would.

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Aug 23

This just in: “Let me suck it out of you”

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Aug 23

I posted a picture on my snap story about waking up with pretty bad anxiety. Granted I was shirtless, it was by no means a thirst trap. Here are some choice replies:
“I wish you were in me”
“Like your nips sucked?”
“Aww still sexy though”
“Still hot af!”

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Aug 22

My work did a day today. I was told several times that I’m old for being born in the 80s

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Aug 21

I’m gonna come visit so we can dance on his grave together

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Zach M @beardybooknerd.bsky.social · Aug 21

James Dobson is dead.

Good.

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