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too hot for twitter (suspended for death threats), He/Him

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · Dec 21

baxxxw3b.bandcamp.com/album/thank-...

thank my stupid neet life, by b@xxxw3b

22 track album

baxxxw3b.bandcamp.com

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 5h

"Supergiant Amphipod (Alicella gigantea) I have no words on this abyssal creature."

b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 5h

"Anonymous
Garfield help 2
02/17/21(Wed) 10:33:05 No.27684088
Garfield The Movie
I keep having these dreams that I'm trapped in the Garfield 2004 movie. I feel like dream is blending into reality. I looked in my fridge and lasagne was there and I swear I'd never brought lasagne before in my life. My eyes hurt from not sleeping in days I fear for when I pass out and sleep. What do I do to get rid of these dreams??
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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 1d

I can't believe this was four years ago

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 1d

proud of you

b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 1d

>.<

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 1d

worst fucking icon ever, conveys absolutely nothing

'Cinema mode' icon on new YouTube layout

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 2d

they let you fuck the burger now

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 2d

LETS GO!!!! MCDONALDS PORN!!!!!!

email from mcdonalds displaying a censored image with text over it that reads "content warning. something hot is coming this wednesday, 8 october."

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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 2d

Millie Bobby Brown says she dreamed of living in the Windows 3D Objects folder

"When they took it away I cried myself to sleep"

(Source: tinyurl.com/5c97bdsy)

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 2d

b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 2d

Decided to check in and see how Skibidi Toilet is going. The skibidi's now speak through YouTube captions, and the guy's gmod animation type humour is finally starting to seep through.

Transcript
0:03
[Black Speakerman]: We figured that our languages work similarly...
0:10
[Black Speakerman]: Through chants, they send subtle frequencies...
0:16
[Black Speakerman]: Speech only they could understand... until now...
0:26
[Black Speakerman]: Try it...
0:30
[POV Speakerman]: Understand me?
0:34
[Black Speakerman]: This prototype allows you to understand both our and SKIBIDI language...
0:39
[Black Speakerman]: Demonstrate.
0:40
I want to dissect you and see what's inside ;)
0:47
[Black Speakerman]: Well... guess it works!
0:53
[Black Speakerman]: Oh, great...
0:55
*wut*
0:56
ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
0:58
I HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT TELEPORTING YOUR TRASH FOR HOURS...

Transcript
2:24
They ruined my fit!
2:27
Phuck peace...
2:29
KILL THEM ALL!
2:46
o_O
2:47
*laughs in sigma*
2:49
NICE!
2:57
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU...
3:01
GIVES YOU AURA!
3:15
WELL DONE, KING...
3:17
YEAH GOOD ONE, MIKE
3:20
[TRUMPETS OF DOMINANCE PLAY]
3:25
WE WILL BUY YOU SOME TIME!
3:27
[TRUMPETS OF DOMINANCE PLAY]
3:50
Fools...
3:51
*rip robert*
3:52
You have no idea who's coming ;)
4:05
F O R G I V E M E
4:09
I H A V E B E C O M E
4:13
Y O U R D O O M

b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 3d

my dreams are starting to accurately portray the experience of scrolling through bullshit on social media. I can just nap and have the same experience

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 4d

No I see people complain about Discord’s blocking feature and genuinely want it to just hide every message from people you don’t like despite the fact it’s a messaging app

b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 5d

OH MY GOD LOL

b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 5d

transgender fnf wallet is insane

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b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 5d

i'm knowledgeable on music production terms but not on how to explain things to people

Discord message where I say "TRUE" and send a gif of jacksfilms where he's pointing up. I then say "this gif should have fart sound effects but like specifically ones where like they slowly fade in. like a long attack fart" and I use an image of an FL Studio envelope with a long attack to demonstrate what I mean.

b@xxxw3b @baxxxw3b.bsky.social · 5d

thinking about the time I told a joke and realised the average person doesn’t know what a sine wave is so it made no sense
“A sign wave? Like there was a sign and it waved?”