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🦎galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 1d

Sonic saying, "Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER"

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 19h

Just @decr3ature.vore.meme being totally normal sized and wearing clothes that definitely fit him correctly.

Something that I have been meaning to finish since MFF of last year.

A hyper red and white gecko looking smug and satisfied with his size.

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 8h

I think it was from a "Would You Rather" website, so he didn't come up with the question himself. But I don't know why they picked 17.

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outsidewolves @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 16h

A four panel comic strip. An anthropomorphic wolf man runs into an office where three others are working at their desks. He says, "The fire marshal is coming for annual inspections!" In the next panel, a seated wolf is playing with a remote control airplane, and a smoke detector with an open battery compartment is mounted on the wall above him. The first wolf says "Put that 9 volt back in the smoke detector!" In the third panel, an anthropomorphic dog holds a power strip while standing next to a sculpture comprised of multiple power strips. The first wolf says "Hide your..."Daisy Chain Power Strip" sculpture!?" In the fourth panel, a bear proudly displays his t-shirt which reads "I love storing combustibles around radiators." The first wolf, in exasperation, yells "CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!"

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 19h

When I was in High School, someone asked the "Would You Rather" question of "Would you rather have 17 testicles the size of a pea, or one coconut sized testicle" and my response was "Two coconut sized testicles" and they thought I was joking.

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 19h

Much like the shrapnel of the OceanGate sub, the pieces are all down there somewhere.

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 19h

Look I'm a little too tired to completely assemble the coherent thought, but there's a Titanic joke in here about "obsessively searching for leaks and constantly updating and reanalyzing the latest data"

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 19h

Just @decr3ature.vore.meme being totally normal sized and wearing clothes that definitely fit him correctly.

Something that I have been meaning to finish since MFF of last year.

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Saoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · Dec 17

Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.

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rött 🔞 @censorrottie.bsky.social · 22h

hey muscleheads you know that beefy dragon tank that says "beast mode" that you see at conventions that you wanted, well it's my friend's please buy that tank but also these other cool things on sale, ok bye

Mr. John F. Kittys @itsmrkittys.bsky.social · 1d

I'm having a sale on Button ups and Mousepads, please take a peek below if that interests you!
etsy.com/shop/itsMRKITTYS

button ups are 45$ and mousepads are 35$ thank u for reading sorry im not on this account much i cant log into it on my phone

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 1d

I say this as a joke but also if you did this in front of me I (and every other Italian American) would actually suffer real, physical pain.

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 1d

All I'm saying is this: celebrate Indigenous Peoples' Day by cooking a box of angel hair pasta for dinner, and then right before it goes into the pot break the whole box in half.

The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

Usdi Crittenden @lilusdi.bsky.social • 1h
Celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day by disrespecting Italians (eating a barbecue chicken pizza)

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truthseeker5734.bsky.social
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Would you say something like that to a black person on MLK day? I doubt it, coward.

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 1d

My mind is plagued by my craving for man-titties.

I am boobonic.

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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 2d

Please remember that the disgust people have over Christopher Columbus is not based on some modern, 21st century “woke” ideology, but rather on contemporaneous accounts of atrocities that make many modern genocides appear quaint in comparison.

Below, are the accounts of Bartlomé de las Casas.

But too many of the slaves died in captivity. And so Columbus, desperate to pay back dividends to those who had in-vested, had to make good his promise to fill the ships with gold. In the province of Cicao on Haiti, where he and his men imagined huge gold fields to exist, they ordered all persons fourteen years or older to collect a certain quantity of gold every three months. When they brought it, they were given copper tokens to hang around their necks. Indians found without a copper token had their hands cut off and bled to death.
The Indians had been given an impossible task. The only gold around was bits of dust garnered from the streams. So they fled, were hunted down with dogs, and were killed.

After each six or eight months' work in the mines, which was the time required of each crew to dig enough gold for melting, up to a third of the men died.
While the men were sent many miles away to the mines, the wives remained to work the soil, forced into the excruciating job of digging and making thousands of hills for cassava plants.
Thus husbands and wives were together only once every eight or ten months and when they met they were so exhausted and depressed on both sides... they ceased to pro-create. As for the newly born, they died early because their mothers, overworked and fam-ished, had no milk to nurse them, and for this reason, while I was in Cuba, 7000 children died in three months. Some mothers even drowned their babies from sheer desper-ation.... In this way, husbands died in the mines, wives died at work, and children died from lack of milk ... and in a short time this land which was so great, so powerful and fer-tile... was depopulated... My eyes have seen these acts so foreign to human nature, and now I tremble as I write....

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Gnarsty🔞 @gnastystuff.bsky.social · 2d

I think uhhh I think we're all normal about this yeah? yeah.

900 pound pumpkin that looks kinda like a giant belly........

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 2d

The downside of my cat's name being 'Poop' (it's not her actual name but that's what I always call her so she thinks that is her name) is that I inevitably say some insane things when I'm talking to her.

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Official Ton'a Pup @canispembroke.bsky.social · 3d

Stumbled on this gif that's been posted in a million places without source and it gives me Feelings

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ヤンデドキ•SOX @yandedoki-sox.bsky.social · 5d

Draw your oc eating the 460,000 calorie McDonald's Sausage Biscuit reward

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 5d

There is only one kind of "dining experience" inspired by current media that I will abide: one that recreates that scene from "The Menu" where they make Tyler cook one of the courses.

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 6d

This 'The Bear'-esque dining experience puts you in the center of the kitchen chaos

At Speakeasy Society's 'Family Meal,' curse words are thrown, recipes are slandered and it all makes for fun, irresistible drama.

www.latimes.com

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 6d

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 7d

The anxiety from not reaching out to friends as often as I want to colliding with the anxiety from wanting to be social and meet new people but not being able to bring myself to do anything to facilitate that colliding with my anxiety and fears of being forgotten, rejected, or left behind.

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 7d

At this point, every time Mike Johnson says anything, just take what he says and compare it to the Ten Commandments he insists he's deeply devoted to.

Every single time he makes an announcement you can easily find at least one of them he's defying.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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Bawleon @bawleon.bsky.social · 7d

You're absolutely right!

Ignoring the fact that this strategy has never, ever worked for Dems on literally any issue, and every exit poll ever shows that Dems who are actively vocal about their ideals and morals literally always perform better than the Dems who play these politics games.

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 8d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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KC + Summit @kc.diaper.church · Aug 25

it's a good strategy to have 3 or more kinks and to hyoerfocus on them one at a time. a rotation will allow one kink gauge to deplete while the others recharge. this way you can be a desperate little freak without interruption.

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