Being a vampire’s familiar comes with its…strange job duties.

ok listen. i know no big platform is actually "safe" atm. Bluesky is run by shitheads, this place sucks too.

that being said, i need to fucking implore you, Twitter's unsafety is on a whole other level. there's "not safe" and then there's the actual wolf's den.

I'm going to just start doing everything by hand. It won't matter to all the puritans who've already decided I'm evil, but at least they'll have less of a leg to stand on.

Anyway, if you're wondering why my stuff looks rougher than usual, that's why.
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#bimbo #googirl

👽GROWTH DRIVE🤰

Help Dr. Jewels finance her xeno pregnancy experiment! (Link in comments!) Every stage a new part will be impregnated!

Next 1000 XP = Belly!

When a study on tampons revealed high lead levels people here expressed concern. Others reassured that it wasn't enough to worry about. Ok but...

Shortly after, major brands of cinnamon were exposed for high lead. Turmeric too. Now protein shakes.

My worry is how much we're cumulatively taking in.

I don’t think ppl understand the whole “who cares if nobody likes it! make content for yourself” is extremely dismissive
Bc we ARE making the content for ourselves but it feels /bad/ when people don’t engage or show interest. You can care about both at the same time

Do people know you can shit on nazis without being a bigot yourself or is that impossible for the average liberal-leftist

Do we need to proclaim that the people in power are on drugs, and perpetuate nonsense myths about drugs & mental health, as if either of those are relevant to them being nazis

2 attempts at a 'realistic' durant
1st attempt took more after Leafcutter and army ants, while the second one I made after learning that Bullet and Bulldog ants have reduced, or lack queens entirely so it takes after them
#realisticpokemon #durant #bugtype

This Jac is the king and ruler of all invertebrate life.
so devoted to his rule is he, that his entire consciousness is spread across uncountable trillions of microscopic insectoid bodies compressed even smaller than single cells across multiple worlds.
No ability is forbidden to him.

Good News Everybody! One of the worst people you know is having their whole life implode!

Just so everyone is clear, the main issue in the Supreme Court voting rights case tomorrow is whether it's racist against white people to enforce the Voting Rights Act.

I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.

these people know how extreme they are

Former CEO (stepped down two weeks ago) and co-founder of Spotify also invested over a billion dollars into AI military drone tech.
They just became profitable for the first time last year. Canceling your subscription here does matter

So if chatGPT can now generate erotica, that means it'll be blocked by payment processors the same as human artists and writers have been, right?

a falin for my moral

🗣️🗣️ THIS DOG GAINED 200 POUNDS IN 5 DAYS CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW 💯🔥

🚨🦕🚨 New OC Alert 🚨🦕🚨

Doodling today and stumbled into a really nice shape for a sauropod... next thing you know she's got colors and an identity and I love her.

Her name's Janet and she's a gigantic sweet old lady who doesn't watch where she's going...

What if ?

And I know it’s radical.

WHAT IF WE JUST FUCKING BELIEVED BLACK AND JEWISH PEOPLE ABOUT HOW WE ARE TREATED FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS

I adopted a goblin oc from @beepunz.bsky.social !!
I posted about it on the other site but not here so oops!

Plan to get more drawings of her. I also don't have a name for her yet. I just call her Crobylin lol
Drawn by Beepunz [ofc] my friend Watermehlon, and hyperheaven0 on funny X App

Hmm... @sandymoo.bsky.social is looking suspiciously pumpkin shaped for day 13... Good thing today's #EightSpooktacular prompt isn't "pumpkin farm" else we'd all be in trouble...

DAY 14 of the Mam costume suggestions month: Pizza Cookie from Cookie Run Ovenbreak!

She's only working so she can get an employee discount 💚🍕

To everyone who says, "But this won't matter": *MAKE IT MATTER.*

You have that power! This is not inside baseball and your friends and neighbors will likely be appalled. And if they're *not* appalled, don't be cynical yourself. Take the lead, give the cue.

i didn't finish the mass effect games but this is how i remember it going
(from april '22)
#sbtart

A Spooky Double Deal on MooMoo Milk~