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as a lesbian in engineering i can now safely say my misandry is no longer a joke. i sincerely hate all these guys.

except for greg. gregs the goat.
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
“im just a girl” not in the misogynistic way but in the way odysseus of ithica says hes “just a man”
February 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
no one ever talks about what its like for your little sister to be cooler, prettier, funnier AND taller than you.

like this shit isnt even fair. im over here and all i got was being better at math.
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
babe are you ok youve been listening to the west end production of next to normal on repeat
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
they should invent a tummy that doesnt tummy ache
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 PM
i dont need an academic proof reader i need an academic hype reader

tell me how my report on static structural analysis of a T beam was cool under plastic deformation is cool
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
woman in stem but only cuz demigirl in stem confuses too many professors and industry people
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
dog made me dyslexic cuz he knew if i wasnt id be too powerful
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
love when my birthday rolls around cuz all month before it whenever i lose an argument with my bff (we are grown ass adults) i can just threaten to not invite her to my birthday party and i win
October 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
just went to the blink-182 concert and the first opener ‘beauty school dropout’ was amazing. im obsessed. i already listened to their entire discography on spotify and presaved their new album ‘where did all the butterflies go’. cannot recommend them enough. new favorite band.
August 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
was speaking to a comp sci major the other day.
August 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“I think Luigi Mangione-” *remembers I’m at work and my actual opinion will get me reported to HR* “-didn’t do it. They got the wrong man.”
August 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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In this house we don’t say “I love you”.

We say “I’m locked in”.
#taskmaster
June 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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In 2025, the only reason it’s acceptable to be proud of America is Jason Mantzoukas on Taskmaster.
June 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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my patriotism extends just far enough to root for Jason Mantzoukas in Taskmaster.
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
strodengers baby face: i am either rude or professional depending entirely on whether the person i am talking to thinks i am 16 or knows im 23
June 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
babe wake up. would you still love me if i was a .webp?
May 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
when i take my players to the fey wild next dnd session im gonna torture them: chest filled mimic armor and health potion called “milk of magnesia”
March 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
one crazy ex boyfriend: that sucks but these things happen

two crazy ex boyfriends: yea ok time for some self reflection
March 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
spit: natures makeup remover
February 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
i was bullied waaaay too much in school to not be aware im more than a little annoying
February 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.
February 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I believe!
February 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
two dyslexic friends texting occasionally just look like key smashes and sometimes that’s beautiful
February 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
professors really be like: i know i made you spend $150 on an online access code to the textbook just to submit homework, but im still gonna make you buy a physical book for open note exams instead of let you use the online book YOU ALREADY PAID FOR
February 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM