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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 4h

“Everyone is conspiring against us” was mentioned as “quite possibly true” by a growing percentage of retail profit-enhancement professionals

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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 5h

Weaves, hoopties, and doo rags oh my!

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 20h

Night of the Living Dead is very disturbing and created the whole zombie genre I think

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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 1d

The guy that ghost wrote the Art of the Deal book was quoted in an article about how he tailed Trump for weeks to get the inside scoop on his business genius and basically all Trump did was sit at a desk and give thumbs up or down on swatches of fabric for casino carpets and curtains.

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 1d

But we all learned new words like "tranche"

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 2d

It hurts to read that article.

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 2d

Where can I purchase some of this LeBron James that you speak of? I’d like to “up my game” as they say.

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 3d

Me: Was I just hit in the face with an Austrian pastry?

Attorney: No that's a tort.

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Markus Pössel @mpoessel.de · 6d

I just made this video for my astro-for-non-physicist course on the solar system, to illustrate celestial motion. The separate clips are all winners/honorable mentions of the @astro4edu.bsky.social astrophoto contest 2022. So nice to have this material! 🧪🔭🎢

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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 6d

I wasn’t that good at basketball but I will happily box out and go up high to get you that glass jar of pickle relish.

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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 6d

I keep thinking that I am seeing people bad mouthing Graham Parker here, although I strongly doubt that he has a nazi tattoo. @thegrahamparker.bsky.social

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 6d

Now it’s time to take a few swings at that Chaucer thesis!

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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 7d

"They're legal options" are to fuck off and maybe stop grovelling before Senile Caligula

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 7d

His throat beard had grown overnight by an inch!
So he sang wahoo boris and he welcomed the grinch.

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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 7d

HSA: Hold my beer!

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 8d

That ought to cover about 12 minutes of payroll. MAGA!

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 8d

Well then.

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 8d

Hey @actblueorg.bsky.social I’d give you another 25$ to get my phone info back off of the mens’ room wall. I’m getting 20+ spam msgs a day since donating. You’re welcome. Now please make it stop.

Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 8d

So it has to be a total zinger

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Bart Malloy @bartmalloy.bsky.social · 8d

We will strongly surge against antitru in the urban hellholes