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I-Scream Ridge @eileen4ever.bsky.social · 6h

My friend’s neighbor’s house fell off its foundation (old steel structure collapsed), and they just did the funniest thing.

Giant skeleton looking like it’s tipping over a house.

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 4h

Remember those giant birb and unicorn floats from 2018? This is one of the peacocks. ^_^

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 5h

I was trapped, too. The plush pit is dangerous indeed. xd

Two, six foot hyenas in the plush pit. The pit is a converted giant inflatable peacock.

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Get Out The Float @getoutthefloat.com · 6h

Did you hear? Registration for Get Out The Float 2026 is open!

getoutthefloat.com/r...

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 5h

@nican see what ican do

Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 5h

Dangerously so. I dun wanna leave.

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 12h

It is pi time I go to bed.

Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 20h

"i'm in danger"

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 23h

Because some folks would put boobs on anything. :p

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 23h

Behold, a pit made for plush. ^_^

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 1d

*retweets*

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 1d

Whilst feeding the corvids today, I noticed a young red-tailed hawk palling around with their blue friends - even hanging out a couple branches over in the same tree.

I... don't think I should feed the hawk... nor did it go after any peanuts.

The service the corvids provide is wasp/hornet removal.

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Get Out The Float @getoutthefloat.com · 1d

Do you have a great inflatable creature you want to show off?

Good news then! Squeak!

Get Out The Float’s Toy Submissions are officially open for 2026!

forms.gle/GXSzDVRTzc...

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 1d

"No way, she would never lie about something like that!"

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Get Out The Float @getoutthefloat.com · 1d

At the moment we are running a poll about which bioluminescent creature names to use for our laser tag teams. The poll is in our telegram announcement channel. :)

t.me/getoutthefloat

@tuxedodragon.bsky.social's Amphimorphos are in 8th place; is there any chance they'll make it to the top?

GOTF: Announcements

Get Out The Float is here to share the Big Toy Agenda and to occasionally make announcements about upcoming events and fake mews. GOTF Chat: https://t.me/+ByCGqaL342pkMjBj GOTF Inflatables Chat: http...

t.me

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Get Out The Float @getoutthefloat.com · 2d

Willing to help out during your next visit to Seaside?

Get Out The Float 2026 is looking for volunteers to lend a paw, fin, or even hoof! Squeak!

getoutthefloat.com/v...

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 1d

I'll be there or I'll be square!
*winds up getting folded inside his box*

Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 1d

*toynoises at BLFC*

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 2d

I sense a pardon on its way.

A tweet by Jacob Shamsian reads: “The Wall Street Journal reports that Ghislaine Maxwell had a meeting with an unknown person in her new prison camp, during which the entire prison was on lockdown. Inmates say she’s getting unusually favorable treatment by the prison.”

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Jet Creations | Custom Inflatable Fun & Decor @jetcreations.bsky.social · 1d

🔥 Last Chance!
Today’s the FINAL DAY to preorder your G&G Dragon. Don’t miss out! ⏰
Once preorder closes, it’s gone!
👉 Grab yours now: tinyurl.com/ynfs5fst
Hurry before it flies away! 🐲💨
#JetCreations #Dragon #Inflatable #Cosplay #Collectible #Preorder

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 2d

The biggest threat in Portland is getting caught in the the middle of an inflatable frog–unicorn dance-off.

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

An honor to receive the endorsement of
of nearly a dozen Black clergy leaders in Crown Heights today, including Bishop Orlando Findlayter.

I’m grateful for their support, and this powerful and humbling prayer.

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 7d

*buries you in a small mountain of plush*

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Baphnedia @baphnedia.bsky.social · 7d

Been struggling, feeling as though the country I served stopped existing sometime between the Tea Party and the Turd Reich. That all my service and the sacrifices made were done in bain because a fascist tyrant wants to be king and feckless fuckers too frightened to defend the Constitution.

:C

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