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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1h

I think Eddie Vedder actually did do this

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 3h

A comic by me. In panel 1: a politician - clean-cut white guy, tie, goatee, microphone in hand, speaking at a rally - says: "By now, I’m sure many of you have seen the news about my back tattoo". We see he has a back tattoo that just says ADOLF HITLER.

Panel 2: Our politician continues his speech. The crowd in the background is cheering and waving flags. "What the media won’t tell you is that I was planning on adding the words “Is Bad” at the bottom. But like many Americans forced to buy tattoos in installments, I had to deal with the realities of the economy under this administration"

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 2h

what about for their receivers/running backs?

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 2h

i've never actually taken dome stuff seriously but if you have done the research for it, do domes generally produce better overall offensive games? like between two similar players, would starting the one playing in a dome be generally the better option?

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 3h

chances are extremely high for Jaylin Noel and Jayden Higgins to both be in the starting lineup this week. Unfortunately, it's also as high as the chance the Texans make Quentiz Cephus and Braxton Berrios the starters

NFL Fantasy News @nflfantasynews.bsky.social · 3h

🔁 @AdamSchefter retweeted
@Djbienaime #Texans WR Nico Collins (concussion protocol) & WR Christian Kirk (hamstring) are both NOT practicing.

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 4h

Hey Nathan, just letting you know I think one of your keyboards buttons got stuck. Maybe the number 4. Just letting you know. Thanks

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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 23h

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

I was doing the same thing over the offseason for training camp news, but as soon as the regular season started the info completely flipped in bluesky’s favor. Way easier to get info here now for anything that happens.

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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 1d

we're like a year away from someone not being able to flush their toilet because there were too many people sexting with Claude

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he said it out loud

Rotoworld Football @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social · 1d

Woody: NYJ O 'would look good' with completions

Jets owner Woody Johnson said the Jets offense "would look good" if "we can just complete a pass."

dlvr.it

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 1d

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

in an weekly article for the worst playcalls of that week, i think nick caley would be on it at least once every week. including the Bye week, because apparently thats when they decided that Braxon Berrios was part of their plans

i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

The Browns offense being worse than the Titans seems surprising

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

the chart for HOU vs SEA is missing?

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

why exactly was that a penalty? the ball carrier was still up

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

Stroud is 24 but runs like he's 109

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

my Higgins copium: He has 3 targets since Nico went out.

my faith being tested: not a single one of them was on target

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

not the noel throw, that was good

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

why would stroud choose that throw..

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

deep ball regression

i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · Sep 10

"What happened to Stroud?"

his deep ball regressed from best in the league to mediocre, and he hasn't made up that loss in the rest of his game

i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

3 vertical passes by stroud and not a single one of them was accurate. Higgins and Hutch both looked like they clean beat their man too, Higgins especially

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

nick caley making a strong case for "OCs to avoid" in fantasy

rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 1d

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

think that safety knew the play better than stroud did

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

if the texans weren't committed the least interesting man in the world opposite of him (Hutchinson) they might have a player able to take advantange of this

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i'm expert @bantsby.bsky.social · 1d

what a hospital ball by stroud