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BakeOff

BakeOff

@bakeoff.bsky.social

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More coffee, please. #CatDad ( sometimes proud ), Musician, retired zookeeper and part-time Nihilist. ( Peer-certified worker within the psychiatric field ) Also ( and I hate that this needs to be said, again ) NO ROOM FOR NAZI'S!

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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 15h

Yup. I'm biased ofc, but music really is one of those art forms where the physicality of it and watching/listening to it live, is where you can get an experience that you will remember for the rest of your life.
At best, that's what art can do to you.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 15h

It's fucking ridiculous. The thing is though, when you're on the road and that's what's gotta get you get paid, you have to charge an insane amount to make it viable to all the people who work their arses off for you as well. So at the end of the day, you end up charging way more than you'd like to.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 16h

No worries.They're just a part of the machine that doesn't pay artists any decent pay for streams, and thus a lot of artists have to find another way to make a living from making music. And if no one is buying physical copies and the companies making money from streams ain't paying. It's concerts.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 17h

Also, they're one of the reasons why ticket prices to concerts have gone through the roof.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 17h

Oh hey, it's the dude who's a rapist praying for God to bless his troops.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 17h

They're desperately trying to invent another Benghazi to give Fox News something to air that will distract MAGA voters from the clusterfuck that is their everyday lives.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 18h

Not only do I support it as a musician, I think he should take a cue from The Tangerine Mussolini and sue for 1 trillion.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 18h

This feels like a trap.

a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom

ALT: a picture of an alien with the words " it 's a trap " on the bottom

media.tenor.com

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure that would ground our planes for at least a week. :)

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that Cuomo is still relevant in the running speaks to how Trump got elected two times ( even with a timeout where people had 4 years to reflect on what happened in his first term ).
The American democracy and people is broken and every bit as susceptible to propaganda as the Third Reich.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

"Hey, here's a novel idea. Let's go with the guy who assaulted 11 women ( that we know of ) and take it from there!"
The dems supporting Cuomo.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

Ladies and gentleman. The richest country on earth. Something is broken.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

If I was a ghost, I'd be outta here. So many galaxies to explore. Plenty of time to come back and haunt petty grievances on this planet.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

TBH, I hope they won't be confused.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

"Nazis don't just leave willingly!!"
They never do. And once they're in power, you have millions of people who voted for them looking baffled saying: "That's not what I voted for!"
Yes, it was. You just thought you were voting for it happening to someone else.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

A controversial take here. But America's Achilles heel is looking at the constitution and the founders like it's a religion that no one ever fathomed could be challenged. Upholding it like a sacred document immune to the changes of reality is how democracies have plunged into fascism historically.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

"He's an imperfect vessel of God!"

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

It's Saturday evening here. I hope your beer is as good as mine. Hell, I hope it's better.
Anyway, if the Christian God is real, there's gonna be a lot of atheists in heaven.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

Speaking as an atheist. How the hell does American Christians look at this guy and go: "Oh yeah, that's what our faith preaches!"?

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

SNAP!

a woman with long hair is sitting in a chair and making a face .

ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting in a chair and making a face .

media.tenor.com

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

She's not just an enabler. That's being too generous. She's an instigator. And history will not be kind, if we make it that far.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Welcome to YT shorts that wants to make someone look bad.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Oh hell naw! 😄
That's why I think it would be nice if the OP could regulate the word limit on replies.
But I get that that would probably require a lot of micromanaging on the OP's part.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Yea. But guess who watches Fox News 24/7 and is brainwashed into thinking they lose their bread and butter beacuse of "woke" democrats allocating their SNAP money to build trans-bathrooms?

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Never tried Mastodon, but get your point. Also there's the risk of people copy/pasting some bot shit that they never wrote themselves or put any thought into.
But, sometimes it would be nice if you could write a longer reply to something that requires a longer reply, depending on the subject.