baked zeati
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baked zeati
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We might yearn for paradise, temporal or spiritual. But to our descendents our habitable planet will look like an almost unimaginable paradise. No tech fantasy, no space station or controlled environment will ever compare.
Fight for what we have. This is our heaven, and there can be no other.
"that isn't punk" "crust isn't punk it's metal" "punk ≠ politics" "you aren't punk" SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE why has everyone decided they are punk Jesus and get to make the fucking rules,,,, WHY ARE THERE EVEN RULES
My point being everything is from perspective!!! The things we call normal are normal because we said so and the rules we have made only exist because we said so, but once all the people are gone what rules will there be ? So many things only exist because humans have deemed it so
And in another universe the 'weird' wide beings are thinking about what if they were as tall as they are long and how there would be just some weird tall things walking around
Like imagine if we were as long as we are tall right now and we were just weird wide things walking around
Do y'all ever think about how everything is "human sized" and if we looked any different all of our furniture and architecture would be significantly changed
You have to cry in the break room atleast once per month it's a rule
I really love how horny Nine Inch Nails is but it's also like so angry and I think that sums up the human experience
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Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant
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ONUUGGGGG!! FEE BEE LAY
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Where are the boys who look like girls
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I refuse to call the Gulf of Mexico anything other than Gulf of Mexico UNLESS we rename it to Gulf of CUM (Cuba, United States, and Mexico)
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my dr seuss ass joint. the cunt in the blunt
Let me draw them :33
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
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For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It's the little things that count.
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As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss