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baked zeati

baked zeati

@bakedzeati.bsky.social

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He/They ⭐🦷🌀 Just happy to be here tbh

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onion person @junlper.beer · Mar 29

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onion person @junlper.beer · Feb 11

making money moves

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 11

#isopod #dairycow #bugs
It's new pod day !!

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zorabug 🎃 @witchsocks.bsky.social · Feb 11

my brain 24/7

cluttered wow ui

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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · Feb 10

We might yearn for paradise, temporal or spiritual. But to our descendents our habitable planet will look like an almost unimaginable paradise. No tech fantasy, no space station or controlled environment will ever compare.
Fight for what we have. This is our heaven, and there can be no other.

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 11

#fog #nightfog #photography

A photo of a two lane road at night with fog and streetlights further up the road

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 10

"that isn't punk" "crust isn't punk it's metal" "punk ≠ politics" "you aren't punk" SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE why has everyone decided they are punk Jesus and get to make the fucking rules,,,, WHY ARE THERE EVEN RULES

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 9

My point being everything is from perspective!!! The things we call normal are normal because we said so and the rules we have made only exist because we said so, but once all the people are gone what rules will there be ? So many things only exist because humans have deemed it so

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 9

And in another universe the 'weird' wide beings are thinking about what if they were as tall as they are long and how there would be just some weird tall things walking around

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 9

Like imagine if we were as long as we are tall right now and we were just weird wide things walking around

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 9

Do y'all ever think about how everything is "human sized" and if we looked any different all of our furniture and architecture would be significantly changed

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 9

You have to cry in the break room atleast once per month it's a rule

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The Onion @theonion.com · Feb 8

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal

WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all perfectly legal. “We’ve studied the total legality of far-reaching executive actions for decades, and we can guarantee that everything happening […]

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Feb 5

I really love how horny Nine Inch Nails is but it's also like so angry and I think that sums up the human experience

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The Onion @theonion.com · Feb 2

Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant
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Amazon Unveils New AmazonBasics Human Infant

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zorabug 🎃 @witchsocks.bsky.social · Jan 31

ONUUGGGGG!! FEE BEE LAY

the sims 2 stan edit

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alpha @omarsbigsister.bsky.social · Jan 30

Where are the boys who look like girls

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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · Jan 30

I refuse to call the Gulf of Mexico anything other than Gulf of Mexico UNLESS we rename it to Gulf of CUM (Cuba, United States, and Mexico)

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Meow🧡💖💜🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · Jan 27

my dr seuss ass joint. the cunt in the blunt

baked zeati @bakedzeati.bsky.social · Jan 30

Let me draw them :33

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · Jan 27

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · Jan 26

For her birthday I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It's the little things that count.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Jan 25

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss