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sans

late 20s i think

he/they

sans (specifically deltarune, no cool magic he's just a skeleton)

tall (he lies he's 5'1

i'm something (demiboy pansexual)
* (he motions like he's cracking his fingers.)

* (nothing happens.)
* insane this shit is still going on
// shipping sans deltarune in any serious capacity is likely impossible but it would also be the funniest shit ever
* (he's smoking.)

* (it's actually just a pencil.)

* ...

* (it's still on fire, though.)
* they freaked out in here
// i am pounding on the floor and screaming (i made a bunch of accounts in a short amount of time and then bailed on bsky for like two months so now i have all these fuckers and no traction to do anything with them)
* i feel like i'm not privy to any of the lore around here.

* can't believe you guys wouldn't spill your entire life's story to the random guy who works at the convenience store.
* also c'mon

* i'm fat bitches

* gotta show self love
* yeah i only pull up to say shit like that

* only the finest content here, folks.
* store's back open, folks.

* it's been open this entire time, it's just also back open.
* huh

* something just happened
* i haven't been paying much attention today, what's she up t

* oh
* if y'all keep trying to fuck tvs someone is gonna get electrocuted and die

* (sans is hiding his various "i <3 old women" t-shirts)
* chat this shit sucks
* huh

* sure, unbanned
* i wonder how many kids are gonna bail on school for this

* don't do that, by the way
* nerds collect older electronics all the time because they look cool, this is a nonissue

* i literally have a crt
* said she never called her gross

* and that was true for less than an hour
* maybe a little hunting for sport
* . oh

* banned from the store, then
* not if the tv was alive and could hear me and like.

* had actual feelings and stuff, that'd be fucked up.