Reposted by Chris (derogatory)
I guess I heard about original sin
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I guess I heard about original sin
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
I heard the dudes blamed the chick
I heard the chick blamed the snake
And I heard they were naked when they got busted
🎶 pauper troll, pauper troll / doesn't have a shilling / pauper troll, pauper troll / time to get to killing 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🎶 pauper troll, pauper troll / doesn't have a shilling / pauper troll, pauper troll / time to get to killing 🎶
Officially licensed major league baseball subligaculum
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Officially licensed major league baseball subligaculum
Reposted by Chris (derogatory)
Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
Silent Hill f (2025)
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Silent Hill f (2025)
Logging on to woke datpiff in 2025 like "damn son where'd ya find this" and it's a mixtape called "Preferred DROnouns"
October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Logging on to woke datpiff in 2025 like "damn son where'd ya find this" and it's a mixtape called "Preferred DROnouns"
Snotto Phlegminger
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Snotto Phlegminger
Reposted by Chris (derogatory)
My Dinner with Entrée
October 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My Dinner with Entrée
daydreaming about doing the samus aran morph ball so hard all my vertebrae shatter
September 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
daydreaming about doing the samus aran morph ball so hard all my vertebrae shatter
some take the easy path to fame but I choose the hardscrabble route of posting important things like "neutral milk rotel" on blue sky dot app
September 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
some take the easy path to fame but I choose the hardscrabble route of posting important things like "neutral milk rotel" on blue sky dot app
When you want to listen to early 20th century French impressionism but God has other plans
September 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When you want to listen to early 20th century French impressionism but God has other plans
Telling my kids this is the chimera
September 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Telling my kids this is the chimera
Hell yeah, finally, a cruise where I get to listen to my favorite Mountain Goats song
August 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hell yeah, finally, a cruise where I get to listen to my favorite Mountain Goats song
Elem Klimov's chilling, brutal representation of children's books, "Seek And Find"
August 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Elem Klimov's chilling, brutal representation of children's books, "Seek And Find"
Reposted by Chris (derogatory)
Mortified & sobbing after chaperoning the middle school dance; told the kids to "keep it PG" & was informed that PG has become slang for "Pussy Gobblin'"
August 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Mortified & sobbing after chaperoning the middle school dance; told the kids to "keep it PG" & was informed that PG has become slang for "Pussy Gobblin'"
getting cancelled for my opinion that "vinegar" should be pronounced like "pine tar"
August 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
getting cancelled for my opinion that "vinegar" should be pronounced like "pine tar"
using my last 0.1% battery frantically typing out a bluesky post as the screen starts to dim, praying the world gets my message
it says
"fleetwood muk"
it says
"fleetwood muk"
July 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
using my last 0.1% battery frantically typing out a bluesky post as the screen starts to dim, praying the world gets my message
it says
"fleetwood muk"
it says
"fleetwood muk"
when your code only repeats itself in a couple places and also you are widely acclaimed rapper pusha t
July 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
when your code only repeats itself in a couple places and also you are widely acclaimed rapper pusha t
new jeezy single featuring sceleritas fel from baldurs gate 3 but fel traps so hard your face melts off, bringing about the age of bhaal
July 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
new jeezy single featuring sceleritas fel from baldurs gate 3 but fel traps so hard your face melts off, bringing about the age of bhaal
Spending $240 on a device that follows me around playing Heartbeat, Heartbreak from persona 4 all my waking hours.
June 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Spending $240 on a device that follows me around playing Heartbeat, Heartbreak from persona 4 all my waking hours.
My hooligan neighbors have once again been "sippin the drone strike juice"
June 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My hooligan neighbors have once again been "sippin the drone strike juice"
kingdom hearts fans will get a tattoo of donald duck being crucified and other kingdom hearts fans will see that tattoo and start openly sobbing
May 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
kingdom hearts fans will get a tattoo of donald duck being crucified and other kingdom hearts fans will see that tattoo and start openly sobbing