Thicklikebaconbe
@baconfish.bsky.social
Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold"
Venmo: B_A_Con
Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
Venmo: B_A_Con
Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
Who is sedating themselves with bourbon and amaretto for their pain?
a woman says it 's me in a kitchen
ALT: a woman says it 's me in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Who is sedating themselves with bourbon and amaretto for their pain?
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
My garden sign game is top tier.
February 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
My garden sign game is top tier.
And she brought us thee. best. chocolate chip cookies. I have no had a great week, and these cookies have salvaged my psyche.
Tonight my mom brought me a casserole, then an hour later texted me with GWAR tour dates. I kinda forget sometimes that other people don't have mothers like this.
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
And she brought us thee. best. chocolate chip cookies. I have no had a great week, and these cookies have salvaged my psyche.
I got hurt in the parking lot after leaving an off site work event. I filed a work comp claim. An orthopedic surgeon verified torn quad tendon & requested a STAT surgery. The work comp company just denied the surgery that was scheduled for the morning because of insufficient time to investigate
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I got hurt in the parking lot after leaving an off site work event. I filed a work comp claim. An orthopedic surgeon verified torn quad tendon & requested a STAT surgery. The work comp company just denied the surgery that was scheduled for the morning because of insufficient time to investigate
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
I have reached the point in my life where I am coming across adults named Brysen.
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I have reached the point in my life where I am coming across adults named Brysen.
Bureaucracy is white supremacy.
a man is sitting at a table with a sign that says `` change my mind '' on it .
ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a sign that says `` change my mind '' on it .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Bureaucracy is white supremacy.
Getting screened for my tendon repair:
T - Could you be pregnant?"
M - Absolutely not!
T - Do you still get a period?
M - Unfortunately, yes.
After a couple more questions...
T - Have you had a hysterectomy?
M - 🤔 Umm I have not
T - Could you be pregnant?"
M - Absolutely not!
T - Do you still get a period?
M - Unfortunately, yes.
After a couple more questions...
T - Have you had a hysterectomy?
M - 🤔 Umm I have not
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Getting screened for my tendon repair:
T - Could you be pregnant?"
M - Absolutely not!
T - Do you still get a period?
M - Unfortunately, yes.
After a couple more questions...
T - Have you had a hysterectomy?
M - 🤔 Umm I have not
T - Could you be pregnant?"
M - Absolutely not!
T - Do you still get a period?
M - Unfortunately, yes.
After a couple more questions...
T - Have you had a hysterectomy?
M - 🤔 Umm I have not
Jay hates this very much and he wanted all of you to know ow
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Jay hates this very much and he wanted all of you to know ow
Welp...my husband has been suspended from here for 3 days. Hopefully this doesn't lead to *another* visit from the alphabet boys 😮💨
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Welp...my husband has been suspended from here for 3 days. Hopefully this doesn't lead to *another* visit from the alphabet boys 😮💨
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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But this was okay…
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
But this was okay…
The accuracy of this is uncanny. Literally laid out in front of the Lied Center. Not the acl, but the quad tendon is no longer attached to the patella.
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 AM
The accuracy of this is uncanny. Literally laid out in front of the Lied Center. Not the acl, but the quad tendon is no longer attached to the patella.
I would like to know why people are obsessed with 2016. Can we not? Y'all know what happened.
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red and green striped shirt
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a red and green striped shirt
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I would like to know why people are obsessed with 2016. Can we not? Y'all know what happened.
Happy Friday night to all who celebrate.
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Happy Friday night to all who celebrate.
Did I mention they would be free?
I have 4 tix (GA) to the KU game tonight that are up for grabs. I know last minute, but we can make arrangements to get them via DM.
January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Did I mention they would be free?
I have 4 tix (GA) to the KU game tonight that are up for grabs. I know last minute, but we can make arrangements to get them via DM.
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I have 4 tix (GA) to the KU game tonight that are up for grabs. I know last minute, but we can make arrangements to get them via DM.
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News flash: if you say “she wasn’t innocent but she didn’t deserve to die” you’re not absolving yourself of being a shit human being. You’re still legitimizing the domestic terrorism ICE is committing. End of story.
January 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
News flash: if you say “she wasn’t innocent but she didn’t deserve to die” you’re not absolving yourself of being a shit human being. You’re still legitimizing the domestic terrorism ICE is committing. End of story.
My husband is watching Spun....I haven't watched it in many years. Mena Suvari was fucking amazing!
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
My husband is watching Spun....I haven't watched it in many years. Mena Suvari was fucking amazing!
Our amazing friend @pheealzabub.bsky.social sent us some beer and bourbon mail. Thank you🫶🏽
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Our amazing friend @pheealzabub.bsky.social sent us some beer and bourbon mail. Thank you🫶🏽
We have started the "I'm 40 drumming" on a Thursday night. He gets a pass.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
We have started the "I'm 40 drumming" on a Thursday night. He gets a pass.
We moved from NKC and need a new vet for both my babies. Anyone have any suggestions in the Overland Park area? Our vet before was great, but driving up there is not something I'm actually going to do.
January 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
We moved from NKC and need a new vet for both my babies. Anyone have any suggestions in the Overland Park area? Our vet before was great, but driving up there is not something I'm actually going to do.
I finished 151 books in 2025. Im pretty proud of that.
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I finished 151 books in 2025. Im pretty proud of that.