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Michigan found their man.
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Michigan found their man.
Everyone I Work With Is Dumber Than Fuck: A Memoir
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Everyone I Work With Is Dumber Than Fuck: A Memoir
I knew the emu was to blame.
Scalise: "Everybody complains, 'Why when I watch TV do I see this Gecko lizard & emu & all these animals out there selling car insurance & homeowners insurance? Why aren't they selling healthcare?' That's bc federal laws prohibit people to have choices for lower cost products for health insurance"
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I knew the emu was to blame.
I've had several great mustache days in a row. Feels good.
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I've had several great mustache days in a row. Feels good.
So he's playing this week?
The Chiefs announced that Patrick Mahomes underwent successful surgery to repair his torn left ACL.
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
So he's playing this week?
I also think Trump sucks.
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I also think Trump sucks.
I simply would not have murdered Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I simply would not have murdered Rob Reiner.
So... Kelce is done too I'd imagine.
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So... Kelce is done too I'd imagine.
Arch Manning will look good in a Chiefs uniform
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Arch Manning will look good in a Chiefs uniform
The most Philip Rivers game of all time
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The most Philip Rivers game of all time
How are you going to let Rivers do that to you?
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
How are you going to let Rivers do that to you?
What a depressing season
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What a depressing season
Welp. There it is.
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Welp. There it is.
Chiefs just need to lose. Get a good draft pick.
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Chiefs just need to lose. Get a good draft pick.
This dude needs to be unemployed
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This dude needs to be unemployed
These refs can blow me
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
These refs can blow me
What in the good goddamn are the Chargers doing
December 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What in the good goddamn are the Chargers doing
Chris Jones is a fucking idiot
December 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Chris Jones is a fucking idiot
Ball, not lying, things of that nature
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ball, not lying, things of that nature
That no call changed the game completely
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
That no call changed the game completely
Good lord that is egregious
December 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Good lord that is egregious