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awesomejimjam
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Y’all aren’t ready for the kind of thighs I’m bringing to the goml hotel gym and pool
Fav band this year
Subsonic Eye recorded a beautiful live session playing the three singles from their latest album 'Singapore Dreaming' 💫🎸
Subsonic Eye - Songs from Singapore Dreaming (Live)
YouTube video by Subsonic Eye
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Please for fuck’s sake if there’s a greater force out there who’s listening - please let zohran win this election, we need a dub so bad rn
Nobody’s better at eating cereal with their hands while they’re drunk than me.
If you hit me on your citibike I’m cancelling your next depop order and not refunding you
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hitting some ledgedashes would be wonderful but these titties aren’t going to suck themselves.
Me when I’ve had sex one time in one position and it was pretty good:
Okay what’s good with Minecraft I know the soundtrack is heat but what is the environment you’re listening to it in
People kept saying that as you grow up your tastes become largely defined by the time you leave college. I’ve found this to be largely untrue. I love yacht rock now
Personally I find it indefensible if you are a plain vanilla ice cream with no toppings enjoyer
Feeling kinda freaky ‘cause the automatic paper towel dispenser wouldn’t work so I had to finger it a little to get the next sheet out
Can’t believe my freaky ass used to pop each edamame bean out individually before eating it
Yeah I’m built different - incorrectly
“To be loved is to be known” I think to myself as the deli guy starts making my sandwich as soon as I walk in
Smoking that shit that made Jennifer love Hewitt
Some people with fake jobs will really be out here posting videos with a cat on their lap being like “wahh how am I supposed to work like this 😣” FUCK YOUUUU
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YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time
When I’m in phone mode in bed, sometimes I avoid looking at the time just so I can feel like I went to bed earlier than I really am
Kind of sucks knowing I’ll never again get my hair washed when I get a haircut
We are not the same. I do not play with the cat so I can show my Instagram followers.