Patricia Correll
@authorpcorrell.bsky.social
Writer of ghost stories, fantasy and daily to-do lists. She/her
I don't have a goat cookie cutter 😕
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I don't have a goat cookie cutter 😕
The traditional Christmas unicorn, Christmas tyrannosaur, and Jacob Marley.
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The traditional Christmas unicorn, Christmas tyrannosaur, and Jacob Marley.
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Please share. My wife has been diagnosed with stage 4 metastatic cancer and she is undergoing radiation and chemotherapy. She has a gofundme page at: gofundme.com/f/help-debbi... or please buy one of my dark thrillers or murder mysteries at: tinyurl.com/24nucxb9 Thank you so much!
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Please share. My wife has been diagnosed with stage 4 metastatic cancer and she is undergoing radiation and chemotherapy. She has a gofundme page at: gofundme.com/f/help-debbi... or please buy one of my dark thrillers or murder mysteries at: tinyurl.com/24nucxb9 Thank you so much!
Fifth-grader: I drew a robot.
Me: That's cool. What does that say on the front?
FG: 'Slay'.
Me: What does that mean?
FG: I don't know, the girls in my class say it all the time.
Me: That's cool. What does that say on the front?
FG: 'Slay'.
Me: What does that mean?
FG: I don't know, the girls in my class say it all the time.
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fifth-grader: I drew a robot.
Me: That's cool. What does that say on the front?
FG: 'Slay'.
Me: What does that mean?
FG: I don't know, the girls in my class say it all the time.
Me: That's cool. What does that say on the front?
FG: 'Slay'.
Me: What does that mean?
FG: I don't know, the girls in my class say it all the time.
Last night we went to this school fundraiser thing and I had a cocoa so hot that both the marshmallows and peppermint stick I put in it melted entirely away before I could even drink it. McDonald's has nothing on cocoa served up by teenagers in the school gym.
a cartoon of a thermometer with a penguin on it and the word hot underneath it
ALT: a cartoon of a thermometer with a penguin on it and the word hot underneath it
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December 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Last night we went to this school fundraiser thing and I had a cocoa so hot that both the marshmallows and peppermint stick I put in it melted entirely away before I could even drink it. McDonald's has nothing on cocoa served up by teenagers in the school gym.
That movie is so bonkers. A perfect storm.
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
That movie is so bonkers. A perfect storm.
Husband: You can buy a Kim Kardashian skin in Fortnite.
Fifth-grader: Who's Kim Kardashian?
Me: I'm glad you don't know that.
Fifth-grader: Who's Kim Kardashian?
Me: I'm glad you don't know that.
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Husband: You can buy a Kim Kardashian skin in Fortnite.
Fifth-grader: Who's Kim Kardashian?
Me: I'm glad you don't know that.
Fifth-grader: Who's Kim Kardashian?
Me: I'm glad you don't know that.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
tied with
Mandy
tied with
Mandy
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
tied with
Mandy
tied with
Mandy
This year, to save me from tears, I'm not playing Whamageddon...
(I play every year lol)
(I play every year lol)
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This year, to save me from tears, I'm not playing Whamageddon...
(I play every year lol)
(I play every year lol)
At 5:03 pm on December 13th, I was Whammed. 😞
December 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
At 5:03 pm on December 13th, I was Whammed. 😞
Fifth-grader: You know how birds are like 'peep peep peep peep'?
Me: Yeah?
FG: What if they're just saying the f-word over and over and the world is bleeping them out?
Me: Yeah?
FG: What if they're just saying the f-word over and over and the world is bleeping them out?
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Fifth-grader: You know how birds are like 'peep peep peep peep'?
Me: Yeah?
FG: What if they're just saying the f-word over and over and the world is bleeping them out?
Me: Yeah?
FG: What if they're just saying the f-word over and over and the world is bleeping them out?
No, you're right. I have a problem (but I use every single one, I promise!).
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
No, you're right. I have a problem (but I use every single one, I promise!).
Time to choose the Christmas cookie cutters!
This could take a while.
This could take a while.
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Time to choose the Christmas cookie cutters!
This could take a while.
This could take a while.
Just dropped off Teen for the ACT. On practice quizzes, he scored not great on math but highly on everything else. I don't remember but I probably pretty much bombed math & still got a 32 so I think he'll be all right. He's still better at math than I am.🤞
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just dropped off Teen for the ACT. On practice quizzes, he scored not great on math but highly on everything else. I don't remember but I probably pretty much bombed math & still got a 32 so I think he'll be all right. He's still better at math than I am.🤞
I love Andy Serkis, but WTAF is up with this Animal Farm trailer.
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I love Andy Serkis, but WTAF is up with this Animal Farm trailer.
Mom: What should I get the boys for stocking stuffers?
Me: Well, Trump says two pencils should suffice, so...
Me: Well, Trump says two pencils should suffice, so...
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Mom: What should I get the boys for stocking stuffers?
Me: Well, Trump says two pencils should suffice, so...
Me: Well, Trump says two pencils should suffice, so...
They showed a couple of the texts and they are STUNNING.
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They showed a couple of the texts and they are STUNNING.
I learned about the city of libraries in Mauretania from, of all things, an episode of The Grand Tour 🤦
The man on a mission to save Mauritania’s ‘city of libraries’ from encroaching desert sands | Mauritania | The Guardian share.google/G9e6NXhijNbw...
The man on a mission to save Mauritania’s ‘city of libraries’ from encroaching desert sands | Mauritania | The Guardian share.google/G9e6NXhijNbw...
The man on a mission to save Mauritania’s ‘city of libraries’ from encroaching desert sands
Desert settlement of Chinguetti faces rising sands, dwindling tourism and insecurity due to conflict in neighbouring Mali
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December 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I learned about the city of libraries in Mauretania from, of all things, an episode of The Grand Tour 🤦
The man on a mission to save Mauritania’s ‘city of libraries’ from encroaching desert sands | Mauritania | The Guardian share.google/G9e6NXhijNbw...
The man on a mission to save Mauritania’s ‘city of libraries’ from encroaching desert sands | Mauritania | The Guardian share.google/G9e6NXhijNbw...
Tomorrow the husband has to go to Commencement in his full academic regalia (he has never worn it before, having skipped his own graduations) and I threatened him that he better have someone take a picture of him or I will be cross. Because I bet he looks like a badass wizard.
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Tomorrow the husband has to go to Commencement in his full academic regalia (he has never worn it before, having skipped his own graduations) and I threatened him that he better have someone take a picture of him or I will be cross. Because I bet he looks like a badass wizard.
Disappointed Fifth-grader. No Half-Life 3 announcement 🙁 #VideoGameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Disappointed Fifth-grader. No Half-Life 3 announcement 🙁 #VideoGameAwards
Werner Herzog will whatever he wants. He doesn't give a shit. He's Werner Herzog. #videogameswards #warframe
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Werner Herzog will whatever he wants. He doesn't give a shit. He's Werner Herzog. #videogameswards #warframe
Husband: Are you okay being alone with the HVAC guy tomorrow?
Me: Sure, I've been here alone with guys lots of times.
H: 🤨
Me: Service techs! They were service techs!
Me: Sure, I've been here alone with guys lots of times.
H: 🤨
Me: Service techs! They were service techs!
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Husband: Are you okay being alone with the HVAC guy tomorrow?
Me: Sure, I've been here alone with guys lots of times.
H: 🤨
Me: Service techs! They were service techs!
Me: Sure, I've been here alone with guys lots of times.
H: 🤨
Me: Service techs! They were service techs!
Yesterday I wore cute boots that went with my dress, to work & also on my twice-daily half-hour walk. They felt comfortable at the time but today my feet hurt.
These boots were not made for walking, apparently.
These boots were not made for walking, apparently.
a woman is dancing on a stage with two other women .
ALT: a woman is dancing on a stage with two other women .
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December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yesterday I wore cute boots that went with my dress, to work & also on my twice-daily half-hour walk. They felt comfortable at the time but today my feet hurt.
These boots were not made for walking, apparently.
These boots were not made for walking, apparently.