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@atarijenkins.bsky.social
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DM[V] | I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded | Chelsea/Roma/DC United
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You ever just get hit with a crushing realization about mortality and now you’re like “well I guess I gotta deal with this for the rest of my life” or is it just me
atarijenkins.bsky.social
Lemme focus on this Splinter Cell. It’s been cooking so far
atarijenkins.bsky.social
The group chat etiquette between a predominately white group vs predominantly black group is so hilariously different
atarijenkins.bsky.social
Tomorrow already feels like a Steely Dan - Royal Scam kinda day.
atarijenkins.bsky.social
Just saw someone with this aesthetic as a huge piece going up their leg and it was really dope lol
atarijenkins.bsky.social
I need to get some sushi this week
atarijenkins.bsky.social
St. Dennis is a hilarious show, especially if you enjoyed Superstore
atarijenkins.bsky.social
We gotta give flowers to David Allen Grier now while he's still around to receive them because he is a comedic genius and legend
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At my local and they're playing the theme from the Club World Cup. I immediately sang along with the "nanananana naaa na nana na na" 💀 Your club could never #ChelseaFC #CWC
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TW: this video comes with a heaping helping of existential dread from the burden of knowledge. You won't be able to un-know it once you finish watching
atarijenkins.bsky.social
How have I never seen this picture before?! Sweet Jebus
aarum.bsky.social
YALL passed on this BADDIE for PRESIDENT 😫 #IhateYall
atarijenkins.bsky.social
Sky Guide is one of my favorite aps for star gazing.
atarijenkins.bsky.social
Check out the app called Sky Guide. It uses the GPS to auto map the night sky to show *every* celestial body.
atarijenkins.bsky.social
I WANNA WATCH FOOTBALL GAME EAT FOOD!
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An open wound???? Masculine musk???? Please keep men with this dirty ass logic away from me PLEASE. Openly admitting you don’t shower is crazy work
atarijenkins.bsky.social
There still making Love is Blind??
atarijenkins.bsky.social
and it is sensational television lol
atarijenkins.bsky.social
Task is the story of a horrible butterfly effect all from an extra marital affair 😂
atarijenkins.bsky.social
I am having so much fun talking shit in my footy group chat 🤣 i am in here being flagrant
atarijenkins.bsky.social
My Lyft driver got a whole ass Netflix show playing on his second phone while giving me a ride 😭
atarijenkins.bsky.social
me bucking: haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!!

me knucking: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.