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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 19h

We now exist in a world, where ChatGPT and Artificial Intelligence (AI) continue to replace Humans. AI provided me with several different names as being “the-first female motor officer in the US” (and none of them were correct).

(Good-Luck finding the correct answer….jajajajajajaja)

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 1d

Miss-You, Sis !!!!

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 3d

The “NBA Gambling Scandal 2025” reminds me why because of online-betting, I never-again shared my predictions regarding pro sport events, after the WSL took-over my bench to film my prediction come-to-fruition as Courtney Conlogue beat Stephanie Gilmore during the “Vans US Open of Surfing 2018”.

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 4d

“InCahoots Country Night Club & Bar” - Fullerton, California

Legendary Stuntman Robert (“Corvette Bob”) Wrightmore (RIP)

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 4d

College of Charleston Student Dee - “The Goodie House” – Charleston, South Carolina

HAPPY GREASY-FOODS-DAY !!!!!

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

Surf Phenom Maddie Lomonaco

HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

With all of the “Unnecessary Drama” emerging these days, I often find myself perusing-through hundreds-of-thousands of my photographs of Southern California, along with going-back-in-time to find reading material far-less-serious.

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

The Beverly Hills Hotel – Beverly Hills, California (2007)

There is a great February 15, 1993 “New Yorker Magazine” article regarding real estate investor Irving V. Link who left us in December 2007. He had spent approximately 15,000 days by the side of the pool, sun-bathing and playing gin rummy.

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

Surf Phenom Keala Maddie Garlough

HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

Surf Phenom Keala Tomoda-Bannert

HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

Surf Phenom Brittany Penaroza

HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

Baseball Phenom Keri Kropke

HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

LOVE that Lass-----A Great Surf Ambassador !!!

I have been following her career for more than a decade…….

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 5d

That awkward moment when once again, you realize that taking surface streets would have been better than taking any freeway leading to LAX, and even though you arrived-early, you still missed your flight because LAX has shut-down Terminal N0. 05 in preparation for the 2028 Olympics and Paralympics.

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 6d

Granada Hills – Los Angeles, California
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‘TEN-YEARS-AGO”

Today (October 23, 2025), marks the 10th Anniversary (sic) of what became the-largest gas leak in United States History, which occurred in the Foothills of the Santa Susana Mountains.

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 6d

Recent reports from Santa Cruz, California, highlight sea otters stealing surfboards.

Those sea otters are not "stealing" surfboards. They are simply following the concept of settler-colonizers and they "discovered" those surfboards.

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 7d

“Z Society” - University of Virginia – Charlottesville, Virginia

The Trump administration has announced a settlement with the University of Virginia marking a major development in its campaign against diversity, equity, and inclusion and accessibility (DEIA) programs in higher education.

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 7d

Devil Dawg US Senator (Maine) Candidate Graham Platner:

With all of the recent Nazi-Symbol-Drama, would You like one of my Surf Tee Shirts with “A Safe Skull & Bones”….??????

jajajajajajaja

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 8d

Riley O’Neil and Maddie Johnson

HAPPY NAME DAY, MADDIE !!!!

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 8d

Surf Phenom Sara Kohrogi

HAPPY NAME DAY, SIS !!!

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 9d

San Dimas, California

Thespian Shawna (“Marilyn Monrovia”) Burch

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 9d

Reading is no-longer legal in this nation (unless it is Pro-MAGA)....

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 9d

WOO-HOO !;

Not only did Surf Phenom Yolanda Hopkins win the World Surf League (WSL) Challenger Series (CS) “Corona Cero Banco do Brasil Saquarema Pro 2025”, she is currently-ranked as the No. 1 WSL Female CS Surfer.

WAY-TO-GO, SIS !!!

Semper Fi,
“Major Pain”

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Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 10d

Abigail Dixon and Brooke Knox

Michael B. Parlor @asurfronin.bsky.social · 10d

Alicya Simmons