A movie that takes place where you're from.

The #1 way to explain America working properly is by saying “comedians can make fun of he President on TV.” A good way to explain fascism is “the President forces companies to fire those comedians as a condition of allowing them to conduct business.”

Preordering a game

Expectation: And lo hath the merchant delivered my wares afore their due that I might be the first to explore these digital environs.

Reality: Days has it been since publication, and yet still I wait. What justice is this? Nary an element about this buy has been "best."

Good morning Bluesky.

Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.

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I love free speech, BUT... let's ban whole categories of people from saying "we need to talk" unless someone's life is on the line. This applies to doctors, tax collections agencies, and kindergarten teachers.

Me: Hey plagiarism machine, could you make a Spiderman coloring sheet for my kid?

ChatGPT: Oh no, I couldn't possibly infringe on a copyrighted work.

Me: How about an off-brand superhero who was bitten by a radioactive spider?

ChatGPT: Of course! Here's an extremely faithful drawing of Spiderman.

The garage below our condo is a popular parking spot for the nearby arena, so we get monthly event updates. I desperately hope "Contemporary Christian singer/songwriter vs. whole-ass NBA team" isn't a copy-paste error.

Uncle Vanya: Life is a thankless slog with no just rewards.

Me: Oh, this isn't as bleak as I thought it would be. Jolly good show, everyone.

Because my phone needs a new anxiety-inducing app since I stopped checking the other one.