Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
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To vanquish horrors and assail the vile. | Hunter, fighter, survivor, sister. (RP/parody) #Penrose
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Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 23
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 22
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 18
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She heard that she has used explosive bullets. Which she would like to remind her are a war crime.
She heard that she has used explosive bullets. Which she would like to remind her are a war crime.
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 16
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 9
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We aren't close.
Monster hunters I don't typically trust - too many hunt mutants and even more don't ask questions they ought to.
You're different, but it's hard to look past.
We aren't close.
Monster hunters I don't typically trust - too many hunt mutants and even more don't ask questions they ought to.
You're different, but it's hard to look past.
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 7
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 6
By the /minute/? Wow. It's almost like I never left 1980!
[Rubbing his neck.]
Hey, has anyone ever told you that you have like, a really nice color of hair?
It's like.
Woosh.
[Rubbing his neck.]
Hey, has anyone ever told you that you have like, a really nice color of hair?
It's like.
Woosh.
Right…I believe you. I charge by the minute for phone consultations, by the way.
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 6
[Eyeing it curiously, sticking it in his utility belt, along with his phone.]
Okay, but if you happen to get a call at midnight tonight asking for help with supernatural Scrabble words, it wasn't me!
Okay, but if you happen to get a call at midnight tonight asking for help with supernatural Scrabble words, it wasn't me!
[Slipping a business card for Bloodstone Curios for him.] Here, this should work.
If I can help, then feel free to ring me.
If I can help, then feel free to ring me.
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 6
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Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 6
Well, hey if I run into Lizard I'll be sure to give you a call.
... Do I even have your phone number? Hold on.
[Digging through his hidden utility belt.]
... Do I even have your phone number? Hold on.
[Digging through his hidden utility belt.]
Not much, really. Just checking to see nobody’s been dragged into the sewers and eaten or something like that. Can never be too complacent in this city.
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 6
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Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 5
Very advanced age....
I'm going to make an attempt not to take that personally.
And instead offer a truce—
I'm going to make an attempt not to take that personally.
And instead offer a truce—
Can you blame me for being careful? Still, that’s good news for both of us. You don’t start anything, I won’t start anything. That, I guarantee.
I’ve had three siblings dropped on my lap with zero prep, some of them literally. I think you’ll be able to deal. Put that very advanced age to good use.
I’ve had three siblings dropped on my lap with zero prep, some of them literally. I think you’ll be able to deal. Put that very advanced age to good use.
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 5
Better question, to what do I owe this pleasure, Ms. Bloodstone?
Problems and shenanigans, I’m willing to wager.
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 5
Ah, yes. Of course. Intending to find the truth of the matter to see if you need to still strike me down?
I assure you, I don't care to be the Dracula I was. But I will if I must for the sake of my family — so don't get any ideas.
A father again at my age, I have my work cut out for me.
I assure you, I don't care to be the Dracula I was. But I will if I must for the sake of my family — so don't get any ideas.
A father again at my age, I have my work cut out for me.
It is a bit of a self-congratulating, too. With you taking care of kids, that means you’re probably going to stay retired, which is good news for the two of us.
I have my hands full dealing with two young siblings (and one not-so-very young). Two babies? Good luck, I mean it.
I have my hands full dealing with two young siblings (and one not-so-very young). Two babies? Good luck, I mean it.
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 5
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Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 5
Quite an interesting twist of fate given our grand history— you here? Congratulating me? This discussion alone is near maddening.
But yes, that much is true. What's more is I remain retired and have no need to persue old endevors.
...They're twins.
But yes, that much is true. What's more is I remain retired and have no need to persue old endevors.
...They're twins.
That’s the thing about the grapevine, isn’t it? It’s a big bloody game of Telephone.
Regardless, ahem. Children. That part is true, yeah?
Regardless, ahem. Children. That part is true, yeah?
Elsa.
@assailthevile.bsky.social
· Aug 5
That was an exaggeration —
I held no children in my womb... Don't spread that. Who is spreading that? I don't have a womb. What are you hearing?
I'll kill anyone who spreads misinformation.
I held no children in my womb... Don't spread that. Who is spreading that? I don't have a womb. What are you hearing?
I'll kill anyone who spreads misinformation.
So what I’ve been hearing through the grapevine is true, then.
Much as it feels so out of habit for me, suppose congratulations are in order.
Much as it feels so out of habit for me, suppose congratulations are in order.