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The Flauros Principle
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 9
Let’s do that Lady and the Tramp thing but with an Arby’s curly fry.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · 9d
If you run out of
syllables making haiku,
You can just add “bro.”
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Sep 12
This joke is for a very tiny slice of the population.
A collage featuring four images with text overlays. The first image shows the album cover of “Emerson, Lake & Palmer” with the text “Yeah, I like Emerson Lake & Palmer.” The second image depicts an open refrigerator stocked with beers and food, with the text “Grabbin’ some beers outta my Emerson fridge in da garage.” The third image shows a scenic view of Goose Lake with autumn trees, with the text “goin’ fishin’ on Goose Lake.” The fourth image features an old building with a faded sign reading “Trewhellas,” with the text “and then headin’ back ta Palmer.”
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Sep 6
I find your claims dubious, Mister Mayor.
The image shows an open cardboard food container with a partially eaten burger inside. The container has a printed cartoon character, a burger with a top hat and monocle, holding a sign that reads, “Your QPC® was grown from a golden seed planted by me, Mayor McCheese!” The burger appears to have melted cheese, lettuce, and a beef patty. In the background, there’s a yellow cup and some napkins.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Sep 3
Dig if you will this picture.
A four-panel meme featuring two individuals. The first panel shows a person with curly hair saying, “I’m gonna write a hit song.” The second panel shows another person with curly hair asking, “It’s going to have a sick bass part, right?” The third panel shows the first person again, with the same expression, and the fourth panel repeats the second person’s question, “It’s going to have a sick bass part, right?” The text is overlaid in white with a black outline.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Sep 3
The lyrics to “Jolene” but spoken in the way Jan Brady says “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Sep 3
The memories of the giant cardboard standee of a cartoon bear lurking in the back corner of our long closed local grocer for most of my childhood come rushing back as I exclaim, “well, that tastes exactly like I expected.”
A hand holding a cold can of Hamm’s beer, with water droplets on the surface, set against a blurred indoor background featuring a chandelier, dining table, and mirror. The can features a blue and white design with golden tree icons and the text “Hamm’s Beer” and “From the land of sky blue waters.”
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 31
A vibrant nightclub scene with a colorful dance floor featuring a grid of illuminated tiles in shades of blue, red, green, and purple. A DJ stands at a booth with equipment, surrounded by bright stage lights casting beams across the room. A crowd of people is gathered around the dance floor, watching. In the foreground, a large, cartoonish blue character with big white eyes and gloved hands is prominently displayed. The text “SHAWTY GOT” is written in bold white letters at the top of the image. (Partially AI generated)
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 29
Swipe right?
A stylish figure in a purple velvet suit kneels on the deck of a luxurious yacht at night, under a starry sky. The figure wears a futuristic mask with glowing green eyes and vibrant, iridescent wings, blending insect-like and alien features. The text “GET OUT OF MY DREAMS. GET INTO MY CHRYSALIS.” is prominently displayed at the top in bold, glowing letters. The scene is set against a serene ocean backdrop with the yacht’s sleek design and soft lighting enhancing the surreal atmosphere. (AI generated)
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 28
What do you want to drink?

SOME KIND OF MONSTER
James Hetfield from Metallica performs on stage, holding a white electric guitar. Photoshopped Monster Energy drink cans are added to his hands, one in each, as he sings or shouts. The background features a blurred crowd of spectators, with the scene illuminated by stage lighting.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 28
🤘
A screenshot of a YouTube Music recap page titled “My top artists” for the period of June to August. The list includes: Black Sabbath with an image of four band members, Ghost with a circular image of a figure in a dramatic pose, Frank Zappa with a colorful circular portrait, The White Stripes with a circular image of two band members, and Ozzy Osbourne with a circular group photo. The page is branded with the YouTube Music logo and a link to music.youtube.com/recap.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 23
One bad thing about wearing overalls is that when sitting, they create a channel which directs your farts right to your face.

Combining this with ventilated truck seats could be catastrophic.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 23
I like when I get out of bed and my hips and knees sound just like a foley artist snapping celery.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 16
You’ve heard the phrase “sun’s out guns out,” but behold:

“Rain’s out gains out.” 💪🏼
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 15
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
A Biblically accurate tangle of earbuds.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 8
Feelin like a Chad cuz I’m shopping at Kroger.
A maroon SUV is parked in front of a tan Kroger building. The Kroger logo, featuring a shopping cart icon and the store's name in blue, is prominently displayed on the front of the building. The sky is blue with scattered white clouds. The bottom half of the SUV is visible, and the building has several windows with dark frames.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 5
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A humorous and poorly photoshopped image shows a man's face superimposed onto a body. The body is wearing a black parade jacket and holding a microphone, with one arm outstretched. The man's face has a wide-eyed, startled expression.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Aug 1
I can’t unsee this, and I refuse to let anyone else unsee it.
A close-up shot of a man wearing a camouflage trucker hat with a black and white patch that says "MEILI VODKA" on it. He has a serious expression and is looking slightly to his left. The background is blurry with green foliage and sunlight. A close-up portrait of the animated character Shrek, a green ogre. He is looking to his left with a slightly confused or concerned expression. He is wearing a white tunic with a brown vest over it, tied at the neck with a black cord.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 31
Ventilated seats are great until they meet flatulence.
A man with a pained expression is sitting in the driver's seat of his truck. He is hunched over and has a hand over his mouth as a thick, green gas cloud, emanating from the ventilated seat, completely surrounds his upper body. (AI generated)
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 27
I just asked AI to create a program in Pascal to draw a picture of Pedro Pascal.
The image displays a code snippet with comments defining a 16x16 pixel art representation of a simplified face for Pedro Pascal. The comments explain that each number from 0-255 represents a "color index" mapped to BGI's 16 colors. Examples of color mappings are given: 0 for Dark Background/Hair, 10 for Skin Tone (Light Green, to be mapped to beige), 12 for Eyes (Light Red), 4 for Mouth (Red), and 7 for Shirt/Collar (Light Gray). The code then initializes PixelArt array values for "Row 0" and "Row 1", with all visible entries set to 0.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 26
What I expect the Tron: Ares to be like.
A four-panel meme shows Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails performing live. Panel 1: Reznor in a black tank top sings into a microphone, bathed in warm stage lights. Text reads: "How are you tonight? Having a good time? Ready to party? Have Fun?" Panel 2: Reznor, still singing into the microphone, raises his left arm as if making a point. Text reads: "Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band." Panel 3: Reznor continues to sing into the microphone, looking intense. Text reads: "We're here to have a bad time." Panel 4: Reznor is shown from a slightly different angle, still singing into the microphone. Text reads: "(synthesizer playing)".
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 26
GREAT SUCCESS 👍🏻
A shirtless Sacha Baron Cohen, with a serious expression and no mustache, appears on the cover of Men's Fitness magazine, holding two 30-pound dumbbells. He is visibly muscular with defined abs and arms. He has a grey sweater tied around his waist, revealing orange Calvin Klein underwear peeking out. Magazine headlines about fitness are visible around him. A photoshopped image of Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as Borat with a mustache, on the cover of Men's Fitness magazine. He is shirtless and wearing a bright green mankini over his shoulders and torso. He holds two 30-pound dumbbells and has a serious expression. He has a grey sweater tied around his waist, revealing orange Calvin Klein underwear peeking out. Magazine headlines about fitness are visible around him.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 25
This meme is divided into two panels. The top panel shows a still of Ozzy Osbourne wearing dark sunglasses and with shoulder-length dark hair. He is looking forward with his mouth open as if speaking or singing. White text on the left side of the panel reads, "Who can we get on the case?" The bottom panel shows a cartoon drawing of Taddy Mason from Rick and Morty, shrugging with his palms up. He is wearing a red and white striped t-shirt with the number "22" on it. White text on the right side of this panel reads, "We need Taddy Mason."
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 24
RIP Chuck Mangione
A close-up comic book panel shows a man with pointed ears and a dark blue or black top with gold armbands, recoiling from something unseen to the right. His left arm is raised with his palm open, and a speech bubble above it says, "DO NOT TOOT IT!" His right hand is also open, closer to the bottom of the frame. The background is a light, striped pattern. An illustration of a bearded man wearing a black hat, a white shirt, and a red jacket, playing a trumpet. A speech bubble above his head says, "Fool! Chuck Mangione toots as he pleases!" The word "TOOT!" is also written in a cartoon bubble to the left of the trumpet.
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The Flauros Principle @askulie.bsky.social · Jul 24
“Black Sabbath” by Black Sabbath from the album Black Sabbath is better than “Bad Company” by Bad Company from the album Bad Company.
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Chris… but like… spooky? I guess? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · Jul 22
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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