The Homestuck Menopause
@armoredprincess.bsky.social
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HERE BURN THE SOULS OF A THOUSAND GENERATIONS. GATHER DEMONS AND COME AGAIN.
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yuriartillery.bsky.social
did you know swordmasters have great thighs and asses? you did? you were looking up my skirt, weren't you, pervert!!! [beats you to death cutely with the flat of my blade]
armoredprincess.bsky.social
The Seattle Mariners are going to heaven and killing everyone along the way
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baudrillardwarned.us
"The true curse is when we are condemned to the universal programming of language."
- The Perfect Crime
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oblativelamb.bsky.social
kitchen knife: they don't let children practice iaido outside of japan, usually
me: thats fucked. we should give 13 year olds sharp swords to kill each other with
armoredprincess.bsky.social
she's the single strongest person i've ever met in terms of lifting and i have to break her arm.
armoredprincess.bsky.social
this girl has me feeling actually legitimately murderous
armoredprincess.bsky.social
smoking the If I Can't Lift This I'm Straight And My Polycule Dies pack
armoredprincess.bsky.social
[picture of drop-dead-beautiful trans woman] If The Bassist Looks Like This You're Going To Die In The Pit
armoredprincess.bsky.social
I think it’s cool that you can’t cum ever and are reduced to permanent virginity
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proletkvlt.bsky.social
Gaz-Yanaz of the Gaz-Yanaz Industrial Holdings Company

Yanaz is the snake
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subspaceyapper.bsky.social
there is only one Great Serpent, all other serpentine beings are just snakes.
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jav.scd.lol
THE Female Teacher (FORBIDDEN) FUCK BATTLE
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ztul.bsky.social
the evil clown archetype has such staying power in culture because it allows society to articulate our inherent but repressed knowledge that laughter, fun, and joy are bad
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pretend-wizard.bsky.social
[sprite] are you jealous of them, the big figures who seem more actualized than you? y'know, saint-knight, the wasp, demon princess, the Serpent? wish you had even a little bit of what they do? begrudge them for having it? well we can show them, yknow. meet me behind the tavern, eh? you'll be a star
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vaporlight.bsky.social
machetes are a specific shape where they're used, often have design features for common local problems. bahamanian sugar cane knives are hooked. jamaican cutlasses are countercurved & aerodynamic for thick woody bush. american machetes have a tactical saw back to fend off your dad calling you gay
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baudrillardwarned.us
"The genitalia is but a special effect."
- The Ecstasy of Communication
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cloudya.bsky.social
i miss my wife tails
armoredprincess.bsky.social
while you are correct Mr Schlosser I am delighted to inform you that my post is an abstruse BDSM thing meant for the consumption of transgender lesbians